[Copypasta] Being a hentai actress must be so weird

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
February 2021

Weebs

I used to be a real ad
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Cat anime girl

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November 2020

Weebs

I sexually Identify as a WEEB

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a WEEB. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of AYAYA. People say to me that a person being a WEEB is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm cute. From now on I want you guys to call me "AYAYA-CHAN" and respect my right to be cute. If you can't accept me you're a racist and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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May 2019

Weebs

Yuno Gasai

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September 2018

Weebs

Hit a Nammer with a hammer

twitchquotes: NaM 🔨 AYAYA Hit a Nammer with a hammer
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August 2019

Weebs

Anime girl tongue (ahegao face)

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October 2018

Weebs

Classic

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