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I enjoy the Kar98k.
twitchquotes:I enjoy the Kar98k. It is my favorite weapon in PUBG. When I get a headshot, I think to myself βyesβ. When I get shot in the head, I think to myself βnoβ.
I enjoy the Kar98k. It is my favorite weapon in PUBG. When I get a headshot, I think to myself βyesβ. When I get shot in the head, I think to myself βnoβ.
This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos
twitchquotes:Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos
Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
twitchquotes:Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itβs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itβs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnβGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnβ¦ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itβs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itβs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnβGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turnβ¦ It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
Together, we can save the universe
twitchquotes:Hello Twitch, it is me, Goku. I need your help to create the ultimate Spirit Bomb so I can defeat Frieza, but I need your help. Raise your hands in the air and prove it by typing \o/. Together we can save the universe.
Hello Twitch, it is me, Goku. I need your help to create the ultimate Spirit Bomb so I can defeat Frieza, but I need your help. Raise your hands in the air and prove it by typing \o/. Together we can save the universe.