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You've gotten too popular too fast
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You've gotten too popular too fast. There's only room for one emoticon in this chat
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Wagner Opera Topdeckhoffen
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Gแดแดแดษด Tแดษข, Hแดสส Kสษชแดแด! Mแดษชษด Nแดแดแด ษชsแด Pแดแดแดส แด แดษด Pแดsแดแดษดสแดาาแดษด. Hแดสแด ษชษด Dแดแดแดsแดสสแดษดแด
แดกแด แดสแด แดแดแดษชษดษข ษดแดแดก Wแดษขษดแดส แดแดแดสแด Tแดแดแด
แดแดแดสแดาาแดษด. Rแดษดษชแด ษชs Vแดสแดสสษชษดแด, แดษดแด
แดษชสสs สแดแด ษชษด สแดแด แดษดษขแด าแดส แด
แดs Pแดสษดสแดส. Tสแดแดแด แดแดแดสs Oสแดษดษขแดษดsแดาแด แดษด สแดแดส ษขสแดแด แด, แดษดแด
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แดแดษขแดษด.
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Europe is the Eastern USA
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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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EU vs NA
Everything points to Amogus
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Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is โmental abuse to humansโ? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โMathโ is an abbreviation for โmathematicsโ, so youโre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโre not truly intelligent or cool! Youโre dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโt forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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