[Copypasta] Karen, please come back I miss the kids

ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. Karen, please come back I miss the kids - Wilbur Soot 1:03 ──-ϙ─────4:07 ↠Next Song ↺Repeat✓ ⊜Pause
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