Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.
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I'm not gonna copypasta from now on
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okay, I have decided I'm not gonna copypasta from now on. it's annoying and really uncreative. I'll post actual genuine content from now on â¤ď¸ď¸ I hope you can accept me for who I am
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itâs an insult to hear âair fryers are as good as fryingâ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iâm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iâm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iâll never stop upvoting and loving you all but⌠but Iâm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an âextra air ovenâ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment âyou clearly donât own an air fryerâ Iâd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnât high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
I want to play control warrior but I'm missing...
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Hey Forsen, I want to play control warrior but I'm missing: Grommash, Alexstrasza, Harrison, Sylvanas, Baron Geddon, Shield Slam, Brawl, Naxx, and the Hearthstone game. Can you suggest replacements?
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Show us THE decks
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Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
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Quibi is shutting down
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Quibi is shutting down. Whatâs the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonât be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get âquick bitesâ of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go?
As if 2020 wasnât bad enough now I canât watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city?
Whatâs the point?
I for one am not âcontentâ with the current state of the âcontentâ
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