[Copypasta] Based

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
March 2021
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You have been warned!

twitchquotes: Excuse me but how dare you guys do this to me? Last week i wrote a beautiful story here on twitch chat and people just started stealing it and posting it as their own. If this continues i'll be forced to take action. You have been warned!
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August 2018

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ZOOMIN , IN THE FOreign. GOt thE enGINE ROARIN

twitchquotes: Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“
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March 2018
Tyler1

Logan Paul Apology but I replace "apologize" with "cum"

I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to cum. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to cum to the internet, I want to cum to anyone who's seen the video, I want to cum to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to cum to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to cum. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.
May 2022
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