Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
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I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldās for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldās I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
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If my girlš§š and my fidget spinners šÆš„ are both drowningšš¦ and I could only save onešāļøļø you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralš
š»š Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade šš
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You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh?
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneās property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youāre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donāt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnāt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnāt lie. Even if you try to save it, itās my property. Youāre just angry that you couldnāt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnāt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youāre just mad you donāt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youāll be hearing from my lawyers.
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So you start reading a copy pasta... wondering when it will get good. It's a large wall of text, there must be something of substance somewhere in here, right? You scroll up to stop the chat elevator so you can finish reading it. But then you realize... It's just a waste of your time. It's just a large wall of text that is completely useless. It's a waste of everyone's time... Regardless, you highlight the text, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and hit Enter...
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