[Copypasta] A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?"

A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?" The teacher fainted.
April 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hi Kripp, Google again here

twitchquotes: Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

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Donald Trump with mic

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ascii art
August 2019

ricardoFlick lyrics

twitchquotes: ricardoFlick I ricardoFlick LIKE ricardoFlick YOU ricardoFlick CUZ ricardoFlick YOU ricardoFlick GOT ricardoFlick THAT ricardoFlick SOMETHING ricardoFlick THAT ricardoFlick I ricardoFlick NEED ricardoFlick IN ricardoFlick MY ricardoFlick LIFE ricardoFlick SO ricardoFlick GIVE ricardoFlick IT ricardoFlick TO ricardoFlick ME
twitch chat
November 2019

chat will copy and paste any long paragraph

twitchquotes: i love [streamer name] so much. he goes live everyday and is full of energy. im not even gonna type anything that makes sense cause chat will copy and paste it anyways. the proof to my theory will be present if chat gets filled with this paragraph
twitch chat
October 2020

Headphones

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August 2018
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