A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
Art of Conquest Developer visits Kripp's stream
twitchquotes:
๐ง(Art of Conquestโข Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to read the script we sent at the appropriate times, as stated. We have arranged for your requested reward of various veggies and rainbowed colored 10-inch cucumbers to arrive within a week at your house. We will send you some thick broccoli if you include "not sponsored" in your stream title. We hope you will enjoy your rewards and wish you and your vegan family a good day.
twitch chat
Kripp
sellout
Saddam Hussein hiding spot v2
Saddam Hussein's hiding spot
โEntrance hidden by
โBricks and rubble
โโโโ
โโ
โ
โโโ
โณ โ โโโโโโโโ
โ โโ โโ
โ โ โ โSaddam
6ft โโ โโ โHussein
โ====o โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ โโ@ โโ
โโโโ
โ
โ โ
โท โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Air vent โ โFan
Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer
twitchquotes:
ส อกโ อโ อกโ ส Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. 
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! ส อกโ อโ อกโ ส
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! ส อกโ อโ อกโ ส
twitch chat
Reynad
salty
Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA
Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? I simply canโt fucking believe that you would make such an idiotic decision. Youโre a disgusting little crawly lobotomite and you deserve to perish in a dark deep abyss where you belong. Iโve gone ahead and removed one reddit upvote from your account by โdownvotingโ this comment. I hope you rethink your actions in the future. Fuck you.
Am I The Asshole?
A GOAT says...
twitchquotes:
๐ฎ says moo ๐ฆ says quack ๐ถ says bark But the ๐ says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
twitch chat
OverwatchLeague