A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
I used to be a real ad
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japan is best country in the world!
grrrr jappan ๐ฏ๐ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐คฌ๐ก!!!๐น๐คฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโฉ๐๐ better than amrican๐ฝ๐๐!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐ผand sakura trees are so ๐ธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐ฎ
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These are classic hedge fund tricks.
WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IS NOT A SELL-OFF.
Melvin Capital is going to throw a lot of tricks at us that will make it look like the stock is dropping. Don't fall for it.
Do not sell if you see any of these things happen:
GME drops by 30% or more after hours
SEC filings show that shorts have all exited their positions
GME drops below $1 a share
The Gamestop locations near you start closing
GME files for bankruptcy
GME is delisted from the stock exchange
Your bank forecloses on your home for late payment
Your children have children of their own who grow up and become investment bankers and tell you that you should stop telling people you're "diamond handing" a company that went out of business 30 years ago
These are classic hedge fund tricks.
WallStreetBets
FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL
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(โโกโ)๏พโ FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL (โโกโ)๏พโ, โ๏พ(โโกโ) ืววษฅส วษฅส สooส uวsษนoษ โ๏พ(โโกโ)\
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " 
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Why am I always being put in the friend zone
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Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
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