A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
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Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu.
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Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu. Long ago, the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the F O R S E N B O Y S attacked. Only Reynad, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty.
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Incel Revolutionary Party
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I am going to start a new party called "Incel Revolutionary Party" or "IRP". Almost all women will be taken into concentration camps and they get a handpicked incel boyfriend. The uglier the incel is, the better looking the girl is. Incels that are good looking will only get the fattest and ugliest girlfriends. Non-incels (infidels) will be taken into conversion camps and they will be forced to eat junk food, game all day, never go outside, and never work out. They will be converted to incels. Non-incel women that are against the forced girlfriend laws will also be converted into "incel-allies" by watching state-sponsored propaganda videos that are all about how sad incels are and how much they need girlfriends. There will also be some Chads, Brads and Tyrones that will not be converted into incels because the women who are incels (femcels) will not have to be a forced girlfriend. They will get a free boyfriend. If the chosen chads, brads and tyrones are against the laws, they will also be forced to watch propaganda videos about sad femcels are.
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joe biden said he was the impostor
I π met joe biden at πΈπ¦ 3 ππ am π he said π¬π he was the ππ€ impostor guys β should ππ« i π believe π» him π¨π© im πΌ soo scared β i dont π‘ know π€β what to ππΆ do π help π me π out. 
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My fifth sudoku this week
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Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
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Kripp
My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus
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<:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the β₯βΜβ€ Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a β₯βΜβ€ son, and buff to a β₯βΜβ€ wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=Β€β₯βΜβ€
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Kripp