A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
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Ok chat I've had it. I will be reporting all of you spammers to my dad (Twitch CEO btw) and he will be banning you from Twitch. So keep it up if you want to be banned, you have only yourself to be blamed
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RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 NEED BACKUP 📞 ARIGATO 📞
RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 NEED BACKUP 📞 ARIGATO 📞
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Potato harvest is bad. Play Hearthstone in Amerikanski
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