A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
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Learn to spell you fucking idiot
It's 'forget' not 'forgor'. It's 'remember' not 'rember'. How many fucking times do I have to tell you this? Go to a fucking school and learn how to spell you dumbass. Seriously, these 'forgor' and 'rember' things are NOT funny and will make you look like a loser.
Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver
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ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½ Κα΄ΚΚα΄ α΄Κ. α΄α΄Κα΄sα΄Ι΄! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄-α΄Κα΄α΄α΄-α΄
ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ. Ιͺ'α΄ Κα΄Κα΄ α΄α΄ α΄
α΄ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄κ° 69 α΄α΄Ι΄s α΄κ° α΄©α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄ κ°Κα΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ κ°α΄α΄α΄α΄s sα΄Κα΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ "ΓΌΚα΄Κα΄Γ€α΄α΄Ι΄α΄α΄α΄α΄’Ι΄" ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄©s. Ιͺκ° Κα΄α΄'α΄
ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘! Ι’α΄α΄α΄
ΚΚα΄ sΙͺΚ! ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½
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FitnessGram Pacer Test
The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Jump from ego to elo
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If i ever want to kill myself i will just jump from Minikerrs ego to his ELO 
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