I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I used to be a real ad
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im gigalooted
twitchquotes:
qtpDANCE on me qtpDANCE hes one hit qtpDANCE hes lit qtpDANCE hes no armor qtpDANCE im fucking running qtpDANCE im dead as fuck qtpDANCE im far as fuck from you guys qtpDANCE im gigalooted qtpDANCE
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imaqtpie
Jake has huge RipTires
twitchquotes:
Jake has huge RipTires, he is one of the best players in OWL, when Jake isn`t beating up people in Overwatch, he`s beating people in real life so you better think before you speak, peace out.
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OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
Alright, ocean mage, I guess
twitchquotes:
“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” “Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard “hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright”
“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” “Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard “hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright”
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Teamfight Tactics
Surprised face emoji D:
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