[Copypasta] bri'ish accent

stabbed: Oit there mate, bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit? chewsday: It's chewsday innit? BLM: Black lives ma-a spiderman: peta paka ffs: fuh funk saek ROIGHT wots oll dis den Covid-19: Cowvid Nointeen fuck you: funk yew sub to youtube: subscribe to my youchube you look beautyfull: yu luuk beutiful loaf you gotta be jk: yoove gOHt to be joe king math is hard: mafffmatic is hard, innit!? i saw a film: I soar a film not botherd: I'm not movered harry potter: arry pah uh my son is now foh yes old nice art: Roight, look aat thi meauchiful bloody wohk of aaaht mtdew: mointain jew
April 2021
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Pepega

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ascii art
November 2018

Pepe

Send me nudes. Not your naked body

twitchquotes: Send me nudes. Not your naked body, not your bare skin. I want your nudes, your naked truths. Your secrets. Your lies. Your fears. The unfiltered thoughts you kept hidden for years. I won't judge. I'll listen. For your truths are real and that's who I want to know.
twitch chat
February 2019

Not your naked body

Mitochondrion is a double membrane-bound organelle

twitchquotes: The mitochondrion (plural mitochondria) is a double membrane-bound organelle found in all eukaryotic organisms. Some cells in some multicellular organisms may however lack them (for example, mature mammalian red blood cells). A number of unicellular organisms, such as microsporidia, parabasalids, and diplomonads, have also reduced or transformed their mitochondria into other structures. To date, only one eukaryote, Monocercomonoides, is known to have completely lost its mitochondria.
twitch chat
July 2017

Horrible attack on my privacy

twitchquotes: Dear Mr Morosan, I was unaware of the fact that upon subscribing to your channel full of top notch casual gameplay, my personal rights would be violated. I did not ask to be "fisted". I hereby demand a public apology and a stack of OJ cartons as compensation for the psychological scars this horrible attack on my privacy has caused.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Pinkie Pie

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ascii art
November 2014
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