stabbed: Oit there mate, bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit?
chewsday: It's chewsday innit?
BLM: Black lives ma-a
spiderman: peta paka
ffs: fuh funk saek
ROIGHT wots oll dis den
Covid-19: Cowvid Nointeen
fuck you: funk yew
sub to youtube: subscribe to my youchube
you look beautyfull: yu luuk beutiful loaf
you gotta be jk: yoove gOHt to be joe king
math is hard: mafffmatic is hard, innit!?
i saw a film: I soar a film
not botherd: I'm not movered
harry potter: arry pah uh
my son is now foh yes old
nice art: Roight, look aat thi meauchiful bloody wohk of aaaht
mtdew: mointain jew
I used to be a real ad
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Donging through the snow
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釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 Donging through the snow 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 In a one dong open sleigh 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 over the dongs we go 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 donging all the way 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽
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Forsen
I鈥檓 struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see what鈥檚 going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, I鈥檝e gotten to a point where I鈥檓 looking at all religious people as not even human. I don鈥檛 know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but it鈥檚 pretty close to it. I still don鈥檛 understand why people say to respect other people鈥檚 religious beliefs. I certainly don鈥檛. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. I鈥檓 just so disgusted by all of them.
Hello NA? Enjoy your vacation
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馃摓 
HELLO NA? 馃摓 EU HERE 馃摓 ENJOY YOUR VACATION 馃摓
HELLO NA? 馃摓 EU HERE 馃摓 ENJOY YOUR VACATION 馃摓
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League of Legends
EU vs NA
Please refrain from spamming anymore
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Chat, you do realize that your spam does not help my stream experience. It actually ruins it. I know it is hard to take in, but please refrain from spamming anymore. Do not make me repeat myself. I'm warning you chat.
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I hate Twitch Chat
How to prank your school principle
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps