heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. βone of the good onesβ as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but theyβre awesome
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HEY!
CONSTRUCT THE THOT PATROL AND
LOCK
HER
UP
(BEGONE THOT)
NEW THOT PATROL FROM LEGO CITY
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*Belle Delphine squeals*
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