[Copypasta] All men are trash πŸ€—πŸ₯°πŸ˜£

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. β€œone of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome
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