[Copypasta] Is buttcheeks one word

twitchquotes: Hey [streamer name], it's Ashley Jones from secondary school. I remember you were the best English student back in the day so I figured I would hop in the stream to ask you a question for the GMAT. Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them?
twitch chat
May 2021
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex?

How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ā€˜Goblin Mode offā€™ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and heā€™s always been great in bed. But recently heā€™s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™. We didnā€™t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heā€™s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iā€™ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heā€™s been a little emotionally unwell. Iā€™ve heard him muttering, ā€˜Goblinā€™ repeatedly when he didnā€™t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iā€™ve ever had, but Iā€™m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isnā€™t the ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™, itā€™s that he could be ill
July 2022

Confessions

Classic

Infinite Cum Part 3

Your release had increased so much that they could no longer contain you. Your cum has consumed the entirety of the cosmos. Humanity is without a shred of doubt, gone. You are alone in the universe. If there were aliens, they are dead now. Itā€™s over. In despair, you mourn the death of the scientists, of humanity, of everyone. You realize you'll never hear her sweet and calming voice, see her proud body. Your sad. Your terrified. Chronicles pass. The last stars in the universe eclipse. You silently watch as the last atoms break into protons, into quarks, into mere beams of weak energy that disperse along the vertical ropes. But the ropes no longer play their docile music. They have gonne silent. You watch, helplessly, as the Last mozon is engulfed into the ever expanding plane of Cum. Your own creation destroys the very own universe, defying the own plan of existence. You are alone. You scream, but nothing comes out of your mouth. You cry, but nothing descends from your eyes. Do you even have eyes? All you can see is the torrid Instotucional white across the whole of the Universe. Entire Gans eclipse before your eyes, but then you realize the horror: The Cum turned against you. With nothing more to consume, your sons turned against their father, and begin to consume you. You tremble. There's nothing to do. The huge weight impacts you like if whole planets fell onto your shoulders. Your alone. In your last moments, a odd sentiment of peace invades you for the first time since the early days of the universe. It's finally gonna end. You think about all the people that you've met during your stay in this universe. In the end, you think about the researcher. About her arms. Her breasts. You feel... good. For the first time in many hipereons. You jack off it. It's so.... good, you come at the right time, freeing the constrained cum from your menber. You open your eyes, and behold the bathroom door. You are Ok. You remember everything. It's all over. You exit the bathroom after jacking off again, going back to your old life. The cum stops.
April 2022

Infinite Cum

i peed white

twitchquotes: i peed white widepeepoHappy
twitch chat
July 2019

Artosis is glad Kripp is a sellout like him

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ¼„ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ ļ¼­ļ¼„ļ¼“ ļ¼«ļ¼²ļ¼©ļ¼°ļ¼°ļ¼Œ ļ¼©ļ¼“ļ¼‡ļ¼³ ļ¼­ļ¼„ ļ¼”ļ¼²ļ¼“ļ¼Æļ¼³ļ¼©ļ¼³ļ¼Ž ļ¼©ļ¼‡ļ¼­ ļ¼§ļ¼¬ļ¼”ļ¼¤ ļ¼¹ļ¼Æļ¼µļ¼‡ļ¼²ļ¼„ ļ¼Ŗļ¼Æļ¼©ļ¼®ļ¼©ļ¼®ļ¼§ ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼„ ļ¼·ļ¼”ļ¼¹ ļ¼Æļ¼¦ ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼„ ļ¼³ļ¼„ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼Æļ¼µļ¼“ļ¼Ž ļ¼£ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼©ļ¼®ļ¼µļ¼„ ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼©ļ¼®ļ¼§ ļ¼” ļ¼£ļ¼”ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼”ļ¼¬ ļ¼³ļ¼„ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼Æļ¼µļ¼“ ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼«ļ¼„ ļ¼­ļ¼„ ļ¼”ļ¼®ļ¼¤ ļ¼¹ļ¼Æļ¼µļ¼‡ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ ļ¼§ļ¼²ļ¼Æļ¼· ļ¼©ļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Æ ļ¼” ļ¼Ŗļ¼„ļ¼· ļ¼®ļ¼Æļ¼³ļ¼„ļ¼¤ ļ¼§ļ¼”ļ¼­ļ¼„ļ¼² ļ¼Ŗļ¼”ļ¼£ļ¼«ļ¼„ļ¼“ ļ¼³ļ¼„ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼Æļ¼µļ¼“
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Shalom my fellow Twitchlings

twitchquotes: Shalom my fellow Twitchlings. My name is Herschel Goldstein, I hail from the ancient land of Israel. In this world there are two superior races: the valiant Japanese and the God-fearing Jews. When I met the great Kripp at Blizzcon 2013, he gave me a piece of advice that I will never forget: "Pentru a da oul omului, Ć®l hrănești pentru o zi. Om Ć®nvățat de ouă, Ć®l va hrăni pentru o viață Ć®ntreagă." Translated into foreign devil talk: I am coming Yankee scum. Get on board or get out of the way."
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing