[Copypasta] A game? You think getting the juice is a game?

twitchquotes: A game? You think getting the juice is a game? The juice is a lifestlye. A way of being. The juice encapsulates all you are and consumes. Taking one look at you I can tell you have never come near the juice. Maybe think about what you say before you try talking to me again, pussy. LUL
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May 2021
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I screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral

Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Fluttershy

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
November 2014

I am a TSLA bull

twitchquotes: If TSLA has million number of bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has ten bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has no bulls, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against TSLA, I am against the world. I love TSLA till my last breath.
twitch chat
July 2020

WTF IS MEGALUL?

twitchquotes: We have the perfect three letter emote for a british man laughing at your inferior memes. However, we had to take it one step further with this perverted version of the LUL emote and now my chat experience has been completed destroyed. All I wanted was a chat where I could LUL at the 4Head fags but now MEGALUL has destroyed the balance of emotes and chat will never be great again.
twitch chat
August 2016
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Geepsy from Romania dreams to play Cardstone

twitchquotes: ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผง๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ… ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝš๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ผค๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผ
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April 2014
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