Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and r**e and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes and motherless homes and segregation and Jim Crow laws and the Uyghur genocide and animal abuse and selling SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and murdering babies and voter fraud and fascism and fatphobia and ableism and criminalizing homosexuality and bestiality and kids starving in the streets and saying slurs and cannibalism and banning everything in existence and wishing that all of life on Earth was extinct. Fuck you!
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It was a real life gamer girl
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. βfuck, Fuck!β I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. βPlease,β I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest Iβve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
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Classic
Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help
twitchquotes:
Κα΄ΚΚα΄, α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΙ΄α΄, α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ιͺα΄Ι΄ α΄Κα΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄Ι΄α΄
Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ΚΚΙ΄α΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄α΄. α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ssα΄α΄
ΚΚ Κα΄ssΙͺα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄Ιͺα΄Ιͺα΄’α΄Ι΄s Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ Ι΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄.
twitch chat
Kripp
Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon
twitchquotes:
Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
twitch chat
Riot Games
Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son
twitchquotes:
Hi Toast, this is Volibear's son. Please Toast, could you give my dad some time off? I never get to play with him anymore ever since patch 9.14. I remember all the fun we used to have before he was so busy, he used to teach me chain attacks and always said "I never say no to a good ol cursed blade!". Whenever he comes home he seems too tired to play, his attack speed is 15% less! Since he left my mom's not been the same and she hits me, she'd never do this if my dad was here. Please Mr Toast.
twitch chat
DisguisedToast
Teamfight Tactics
Megaman's head
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