[Copypasta] Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs

twitchquotes: Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie
What happened to this ad? :(
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Doot diddity donger cuckerino

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob ๐““๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฌ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ธ CoolStoryBob
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November 2016
imaqtpie

Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously

twitchquotes: Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion.
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April 2015
imaqtpie

Entire screen goes gray ever 30 seconds

twitchquotes: Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings after this game, there seems to be an issue with the stream. The colors of the video fade and entire screen goes gray every 30 or so seconds
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August 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Something about Qtpie's play...

twitchquotes: i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips
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January 2015
imaqtpie

Evolution is sorcery made up by communists

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Pie, concerned Christian parent here, my child came asking for 4.99$ because he said he wanted to join the BDC, whatever that is. Please stop filling my kid's head with lies... I already had to tell him that Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
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October 2014
imaqtpie
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