[Copypasta] John Cena is an Asian person born into a white body

I get a feeling that John Cena is an Asian person born into a white body. He has a lot of discipline, he was the most hardworking WWE wrestler during his time at the WWE, always coming early and putting in the work. He is extremely wise beyond his years. When confronted with a stalker, he gave the guy life lessions. He is extremely patient and show the same restraint an Asian person has. I don't know if he read a lot of Art of War or Eastern philosophy when he was younger. He learning Chinese and playing piano shows me that he is very discipline and very eager about self improving. He is a millionaire and is famous, but yet, he still wants to improve. Interestingly enough, he didn't marry some hot female despite Nikki Bella expecting a proposal. He started dating and actually married Shay Shariatzadeh not long after meeting her. John Cena wanted a smart girl, and Shay had a career and wasn't just hot. So there are many examples that John Cena surprise me as a person. Not many white people can legit speak Mandarin for that long after learning it for a short period of time. His pronunciation isn't the best, but he has ways with his words and his mind is sharp. No wonder he is so successful.
June 2021
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Lego City copypasta collection

Prepare for landing at LEGO city airport. The giant passenger plane has just arrived. Lower the luggage, and prepare for boarding. Hey! Build the stairs, board the passengers, and take off! The airport collection from LEGO city. There is a traffic jam at LEGO city. Stop! The main bridge is out and needs to be repaired! Hey! Bring in the giant crane, rig the crane, lift up the heavy road and help your city! The construction collection from LEGO city. There's a new fire station at LEGO city! Build the new fire station! Start the fire trucks! And rush out the garage! Hey! Open the garage door! Race to the rescue! And save your city! The new fire collection from LEGO city. The big container ship arrives at the new LEGO city harbour! Load the ship, with the big harbour crane! Hey! Build the crane, lift the heavy containers! Load the ship! And set out from the harbour! The new transport collection from LEGO city. Emergency in LEGO city harbour! The big container ship is on fire! Quick! To the fire station! You can launch the new fire boat! Hey! You can build the fire boat! Attach the motor! And rush out to put out the fire! The new fireboat is fast! Powerful! And perfect for the job! You can save the day! With the new fire boat in LEGO city! Batteries not included. Each set sold separately.
December 2020

Lego City

Anime girl

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November 2014

Weebs

Rank 11 can be tough

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษช แด‹ษดแดแดก ส€แด€ษดแด‹ 11 แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ แด›แดแดœษขสœ, sแด›แด€ส sแด›ส€แดษดษข ส™ส€แด. Yแดแดœส€ ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด€สŸสŸ แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษขแดœสs ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ส'ส€แด‡ sแด สŸแดœแด„แด‹ส! Sแดแดษด สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด ษขแด ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›แด แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸs แด„แด€ษด แดกษชษด ษขแด€แดแด‡s. Aสœสœ สแด‡s... แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€, แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด„แดษดsแด›ส€แดœแด„แด›ษชษดษข แด€ แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ แดา“ สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแดษชแด„แด‡ ษชs ษดแดแด› แด€ษด ษชssแดœแด‡.
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December 2014
Kripp

Do not call your significant other honey

Do ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ‘ call ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ significant ๐Ÿ‘ other ๐Ÿ‘ honey ๐Ÿ‘ unless ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ bee ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ appropriating ๐Ÿ‘ bee ๐Ÿ‘ culture, ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ cannot ๐Ÿ‘ bee ๐Ÿ‘ accepted ๐Ÿ‘
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How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
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