The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
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roleplay with you as your online gf
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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donāt know me at all and i know itās kinda weird. I just thought maybe itād be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youāre straight. Iām a boy thatās why I was saying roleplay.. this isnāt a troll. again, I know itās really random and weird. Iām sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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day in the life of a cs pro
Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Twitch Armies
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<:::::[]=Ā¤ą¼¼ąŗŁĶąŗą¼½ļ¾ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the 
Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=Ā¤ą¼¼ąŗŁĶąŗą¼½ļ¾
Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=Ā¤ą¼¼ąŗŁĶąŗą¼½ļ¾
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Wow! I love Verizonā¢!
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Wow! I love Verizonā¢! Iām glad that the internet is so free! Isnāt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itās really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iām sure they wonāt abuse it! Thank you Verizonā¢! I love Verizonā¢! Donāt you love Verizonā¢?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonā¢! Canāt you see theyāre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donāt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonā¢! Thank you Verizonā¢! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying āthis is whatās best for a free and open internetā and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Net Neutrality
I wore a mask at Target today
I wore a mask at Target today. Three of my lungs collapsed as I got carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing in my own bacteria. A brave patriot wearing an Affliction shirt, a MAGA hat, and sweet wrap around sunglasses saved me by giving me CPR. I thanked him and asked if he was a doctor and he said "who needs doctors when we have our fellow Americans, the ones who are here legally I mean." I hugged him and threw my mask on the ground. The Star Spangled Banner played on the speaker system as everyone in the store ripped off their masks and threw them on the ground, chanting "down with communism!" God, Jesus, and all the angels looked down upon us from Heaven and clapped.