[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!

twitchquotes: β•°[βœ–ΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β•―Ahoy, matey! Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!β•°[βœ–ΔΉΜ―ΰ² ]β•―
twitch chat
March 2015
Reynad

Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
January 2018
Kripp

Classic

Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon

twitchquotes: Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
twitch chat
July 2014
Riot Games

Kripp wash your hands after toilet

twitchquotes: Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

NORMIES OUT

twitchquotes: PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko πŸ‘‰ πŸšͺ NORMIES OUT PunOko
twitch chat
April 2017

Weebs

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