[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp's skill and knowledge of Hearthstone is incredible

twitchquotes: Wow Kripp, your skill and knowledge of Hearthstone is truly incredible. Never before in the history of humankind has any person been as good as you are at this game, at this moment, with this deck, against this opponent. You will, you must win the game. There is nothing that can stop you now.
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Deserverinos my Bestest Doritorinos

twitchquotes: ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʀᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ sᴍɪᴛʜ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴅᴏʀɪᴛᴏs sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. ɪ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀɴ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇʀɪɴᴏs ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛᴇsᴛ ᴅᴏʀɪᴛᴏʀɪɴᴏs, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅᴇʀɪɴᴏs ᴍʏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴏʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʙʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀʏ ᴘʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀʀɪɴᴏ.
twitch chat
July 2014
imaqtpie

Yes Chad (Nordic Gamer)

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June 2021

What's it like playing against Patron

twitchquotes: Sometimes when I see my opponent drop that Warsong Commander, I quickly turn my volume up to max, let go of my mouse, lean back in my chair and close my eyes. I let the sounds of whirling blades and orc and dwarf voices engulf me and dive into a dream-like state where only I exist, floating through space with a sweet warmth in my belly. It's almost therapeutic.
twitch chat
October 2015
Kolento

Hearthstone

A GOAT says...

twitchquotes: 🐮 says moo 🦆 says quack 🐶 says bark But the 🐐 says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
twitch chat
April 2019
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

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