[Copypasta] Now my mom calls us sussy bakas

My 12 year old little sister called my older sister it yesterday. And my mom heard and asked what it meant. Little sister said itโ€™s something cute to call someone as a cover up. Now my mom calls us sussy bakas. Someone kill me.
June 2021
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