[Copypasta] SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isnโ€™t some lgbtq+ stuff Heโ€™s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
June 2021
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Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016

Fancy Schmancy F

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโขถโฃถโฃถโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโก„โ € โข โฃพโกŸโ ‹โ โ €โ €โฃธโ ‡โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ปโฃฟโก€ โขบโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ‡ โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโ ถโ šโ ‹โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃดโก†โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โกžโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ ›โ ปโฃฟโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโก„โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขฐโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ ™โขฟโกŸโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขธโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโขฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
July 2019

Plankton

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ”€ โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€ โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ”€โ–Œโ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ”€โ–Œโ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
September 2021

Can a nigga borrow a fry?

He says it every morning. He calls me nigga, he calls the other kids nigga, he calls himself nigga. All the time. Nigga this, nigga that, nigga PLEASE. Bitch nigga. Nigga have you lost your mind? Nigga check that ho. Nigga, you bullshittin. Break yourself, nigga. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch Riley says to a classmate, "Can a nigga borrow a French fry?" My first thought wasn't "Oh my God he said the word, t-the n-word!" It was "How is a nigga gonna borrow a fry?, nigga, is you gonna give it back?"
January 2021

Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผนใ€€๏ผข๏ผก๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผณ๏ผŒใ€€๏ผฉโ€™๏ผญใ€€๏ผด๏ผฒ๏ผน๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผงใ€€๏ผด๏ผฏใ€€๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฎใ€€๏ผด๏ผฏใ€€๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผก๏ผนใ€€๏ผค๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผต๏ผณ๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ผช๏ผต๏ผณ๏ผดใ€€๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผถ๏ผฅใ€€๏ผกใ€€๏ผฑ๏ผต๏ผฅ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎใ€€๏ผก๏ผข๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผดใ€€๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅใ€€๏ผณ๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฌ๏ผฌใ€€๏ผข๏ผต๏ผฉ๏ผฌ๏ผค๏ผšใ€€๏ผณ๏ผจ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผฌ๏ผคใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผธใ€€๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผฃ๏ผฉ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฅใ€€๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผซ๏ผฅใ€€๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผตใ€€๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผฃ๏ผฉ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฅ๏ผค ๏ผฆ๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผŒใ€€๏ผฃ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผซ๏ผฅ ๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผซ๏ผฅ ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผฃ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผค ๏ผฆ๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผ‡๏ผณ ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผฃ๏ผฅ๏ผณ ๏ผฏ๏ผฆ ๏ผง๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผด ๏ผฏ๏ผฆ ๏ผง๏ผฒ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผฐ๏ผณ๏ผŒ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผก๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ๏ผค ๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผซ๏ผฅ ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผก๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ๏ผค๏ผฅ๏ผค ๏ผก๏ผฌ๏ผฌ ๏ผฆ๏ผฉ๏ผถ๏ผฅ ๏ผฏ๏ผฆ ๏ผฆ๏ผฎ๏ผก๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ ๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผก ๏ผฐ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ๏ผด๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผŽ
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