So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.
Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.
I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".
bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande
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My husband said I have "boy pussy."
My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
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if you copy this message im reporting you
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wow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys fking spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you fking copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your fking funny
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I hate Twitch Chat
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Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!
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Ｍｙ ｍｏｍ ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｒｏｏｍ ａｎｄ ａｓｋｅｄ ｗｈｙ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ ａ ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔａｒｙ ｏｎ Ｈｉｔｌｅｒｓ ｔｏｐ ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ． Ｉ ｔｏｌｄ ｈｅｒ "Ｎｏ ｍｏｍ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｗｉｔｃｈ ｃｈａｔ ｍｏｄｓ" Ｓｈｅ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ａ Ｊｅｗ ｈａｔｅｒ ａｎｄ ｂｕｒｎｅｄ ａ Ｓｗａｓｔｉｋａ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｆｏｒｅｈｅａｄ．
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