Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.
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gwent is a really, really bad game
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gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at 
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Imaqtpizzapie and Imaqtlasagne
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Soju Going 8th Checklist
GOING 8TH CHECKLIST: I already won the game β This lobbyβs playing for second β This is my last loss β I win out from here β My board is too lit β HP is fake β Iβm about to spike hard β Thatβs a fake loss β 20hp? Thatβs 3 lives β This game is over β We win out β
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