Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.
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"Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"
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ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!!
ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!! Now that itβs finally DICKmas π
π¦Santaβs about to slide π
πΎπ down your hot π₯ hot π₯chimney tonight. So lick π¦πthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogπΌ, itβs about to get wet down at Santaβs workshopππ! Donβt forgot to slide down that XXXtra π
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πΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πͺ cookie πͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπ! π But are you bad enough to handle Santaβs giant juicy 8=candyππΌCOCK=Dπ¦?? Send this to π of your baddest bitch elvesππΌππΎ If you get 5οΈβ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearππ¦! If you get π back you better be ready for Santaβs hot β¨οΈCUMlateβοΈπ¦π If you get 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back youβve got the most bitchin π¬peppermint π¬pussy in the North Pole! βοΈβ Hope you get to blow π¬ lots of XXXmas πdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πCUMMIES ππ HAVE A SLUTTY π¦ππ
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WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAP PORN
WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I donβt even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
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