I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
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Send me nudes. Not your naked body
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Send me nudes. Not your naked body, not your bare skin. I want your nudes, your naked truths. Your secrets. Your lies. Your fears. The unfiltered thoughts you kept hidden for years. I won't judge. I'll listen. For your truths are real and that's who I want to know.
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Not your naked body
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π³ THIS π² IS π΄ NOT π YOUR π² HOME π³ INVADER π²
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Hearthstone
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Be the better man and stop the spam
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I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spam. Thanks.
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Kripp
98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did π You π Know? π 98% of π¦ memes πΈ aren't π« even π remotely funny, π but π rather 
an πΉ indication of π¦ the π low π intelligence, absence of π¦ empathy, and π devolution of π¦ modern π₯ man. π¨
an πΉ indication of π¦ the π low π intelligence, absence of π¦ empathy, and π devolution of π¦ modern π₯ man. π¨
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