I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
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who is pokimane?
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who is pokimane? 🙄🤭🤔🤫😰
in math: my solution ➗😊
in history: my queen 👑😣
in art: my canvas 🎨🥳
in science: my oxygen 💨😝
in geography: my world 🌎🤯
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Pokimane
Dennis
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Kripp
Kangaroos vs Uruguayans
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...
Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED
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ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. 
IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE.
ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE.
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Kripp
Mods are the true evil
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As a Pleb, I understand and, indeed, respect the social order. But I believe Subs and Plebs must work together and realize Mods are the true evil in this world. With the power of SPAM we will show the Mods their true place in the hierarchy: crushed beneath s and 
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