I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
I used to be a real ad
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Golden Kappa beta test
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TWITCH WARNING: This chat has been chosen for the Golden beta test. Every 100 s, one will be Golden!
TWITCH WARNING: This chat has been chosen for the Golden beta test. Every 100 s, one will be Golden!
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This person...
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this person fucked this person in the ass 
this person fucked this person in the ass
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This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation
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“This guy's vape is CRAZY!” 
“My vape can't win against a rip like that” "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" “He ripped the only vape that could beat me” "He ripped the perfect vapes" “There was nothing I could do” “I vaped that perfectly”
“My vape can't win against a rip like that” "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" “He ripped the only vape that could beat me” "He ripped the perfect vapes" “There was nothing I could do” “I vaped that perfectly”
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I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election
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I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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2020 US Election
Classic
I draw Pot Of Ad!
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I draw Pot Of Ad! This card allows me to show you two ads instead of one!
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