[Copypasta] Do NOT meet Robert Downey Jr. in real life!

I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
June 2021
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SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

twitchquotes: SPAM πŸ¦€ THIS πŸ¦€ CRUSTACEAN πŸ¦€ FOR πŸ¦€ HBOX πŸ¦€ ELIMINATION πŸ¦€
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i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze

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One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

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twitch chat
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Bloomberg terminal vs toilet trading

Imagine spending 20K on a bloomberg terminal and thousands on hardware just to get smoke checked by some retards on the toilet trading on their phone that are not only on the spectrum but might be the actual spectrum.
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