You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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8th year without variety
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๐๐ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป, ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ 8๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฟ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐. ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ. ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐น๐ป๐ช๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ผ๐ช๐ต๐ฟ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท. .
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Trolling my whole class with Among Us Part 2
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