[Copypasta] You. Me. Gas station

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
June 2021
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I awoke from my coma and muted the stream

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September 2014

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Discord made me racist

Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord. So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd. They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say heil hitler too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Everytime I post gore, me and the boys canโ€™t stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too. I am now racist and a nazi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Joker

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘
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Would you like to get rich by running your own business

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
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Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ OpieOP
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