Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ Rania consoles him, โItโs okay sweetheart. I love you.โ Kripp responds in tears โI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโs neck, โItโs okay baby, itโll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ Kripp lets out a scream, โNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโS CARD GAME!โ
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Just seen Biden in a hotel
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Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering โcount every voteโ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.
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Putin should start an OnlyFans to save the Russian economy
Think about it. The Russian economy is in shambles. All assets frozen, there's no money coming in. But if he just spread that hiney for some people who would like it then why not? With a couple butt spread pictures maybe a ruble can be worth more than a potato again. Here are some content ideas that I suggest:
Wanking Videos (pretty basic, these are the cheapest ones cuz his dick๐ is like 1 cm๐ฅ)
Body Worship Videos (kinda hot ngl ๐ณ๐๐ฐ, all his dick sucking oligarchs oil his body and touch him in ways he never thought possible๐๐๐๐ค)
Sanction Bukkake (a livestream where in a dick cums on his face every time he gets a sanction๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ)
Lukashenko Sex Tapes (these are pretty expensive, a collection of Vladdy Daddy and Lukashenskank cumming with every position in the Kamasutra๐๐บโ๐๐)
Nuke-In-Crack Challenge (the most expensive one! This is where he fills his hole with the invaluable Russian crude oil and tries to fit a Nuclear Warhead up his ass! โฝโข๏ธ๐๐)
What u guys think?
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There was a bug in the toilet
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WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ๏ธ TO PEE ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐ IN THE TOILET ๐ฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐๐ป โโโโ N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ๏ธ โผ๏ธIT WASN'T โ THERE 
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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WHERE IS SODAPOPPIN?
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ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE FUCK IS SODAPOPPIN ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
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