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[Copypasta]Steve Yuen "You Are Gay"
Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
twitchquotes:I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me โWindows Update 10.0.10586โ and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canโt accept me youโre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me โWindows Update 10.0.10586โ and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canโt accept me youโre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an the sun
twitchquotes:I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โSolโ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโt accept me youโre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โSolโ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโt accept me youโre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.