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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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iðââïždidnât ð« fuck ððŠmy catðŸ. i didnt ð«cum ððŠon my catðŒ . i didntâ put 
my Dick ð anywhere ðnear my catð . Ive never âð
ââïždone anything weird âââwith my ðââïžð»cats. I promisedð€ myself ð€i wasnt going to make ð¢ð¢apology ð¿ videosð¹ after last yearsð
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ð with this ð
ðŒas possible. (1/?)
my Dick ð anywhere ðnear my catð . Ive never âð
ââïždone anything weird âââwith my ðââïžð»cats. I promisedð€ myself ð€i wasnt going to make ð¢ð¢apology ð¿ videosð¹ after last yearsð
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ð with this ð
ðŒas possible. (1/?)
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Rosa satð so I could walkð¶ðŸ MLK walkedð¶ðŸð¶ðŸ so I could runððŸObama ranðºðžððŸððŸððŸ so I could flyððœðŠ
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HughðŽð» diedðâ ïž so I could nutð«ðððŠðŠ #RIP