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Bullish market makes me hard
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Iâll throw a party đđ·đŸ and eat your ass đ
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đœ the đđKINGđđ of đŠcummies!đŠ That's right,đđŒ he's been making đ§đœlittleđ§đœ đ§đœgirlsđ§đœ squishy for 6ïžâŁ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŠđ«đ«đNAUGHTIESTđđ«đ«đŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the đŒnastiestđŒ đ§đœgirlsđ§đœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâŁ back and you're a basic đđcoal-slinging bitch.đđ Get 5ïžâŁ back and you get đ
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
đI CAN'T đ¶ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY đMđL đK đ đŁ EVE!! TONIGHT đ WE WILL GATHER đȘ WITH OUR FAMILIES†NOT ONLY TO PRAYđ TO MLK đAND LET HIM KNOWđŠđŠđŠ WHAT GIFTSđ WE WOULD đLIKE đ TO RECEIVEđ ON MLK DAY đ BUT TO REMEMBER đ THAT MLK†IS THE REAL REASON đ¶ FOR đ”THE đ¶ SEASONâ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSđŻ OR YOUR BROTHERS đ AND SISTERSđ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED đ
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đHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGđŠ
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So grab your BUNS, đâđđsqueeze those BREASTS, đđ„đ€Č and shove a cornaCOPIOUS đœđœ amount of DICK đ đ© into that hungry đź hungry HOLE! đłđđ
Ladies đŻââïž, just like your đŠ THOTSgiving đŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs đ€žđŒââïžin the air đ€žđŒââïžand prepare to get âĄïž STUFFED đ!
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Midnight đ starts đ BLACK âŹïž FRIDAY đ so send đ€ this to đ THOTS đđ»ââïžyou are thankful đđŒ for! If you get 0ïžâŁ back, sail đ to England đđ»đ€ź If you get 5ïžâŁ back, youâll be getting your corn đœ CREAMED đđ„°. Get đ back or more, and the đ BIGGEST, đ GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY đ COCK đ± is CUMMING đŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT đđđđđđ
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series
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