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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The đșđ»default danceđșđ» is truly a đmasterpiece. Neverâin all of historyđđđđđhas such an artistic masterpieceđ ever been created. The choreographyđđ» is possibly the most beautifulđ sightđ ever beheld by the humanđđ»ââïž eyeđ. The sharp đȘsound of the SLAPđ when the playerâs handsđ collide perfectly đŻ with the beat of the song đ” sends a bone chillingâ ïž shiver down my spine, every single time đI hear itđđ». I find my self watching đmy in-game đźavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual đđ»for hoursđ§ on end.
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Here đŠ CUMS đŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
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đœ right down đ©đœđžđœslutty girl lane!đ©đœđžđœ âđ«âđ«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âđ«âđ« Is your đšđ»đšđ»daddyđšđ»đšđ» not giving you enough đŠđŠđŠcummies?!đŠđŠđŠ Hold up,đ
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đœ ho! It's đŠđŠcummyđŠđŠ âïžđŠâïžSEASON!âïžđŠâïž Pushâđœâđœ that đšđ»đšđ»daddyđšđ»đšđ» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a đđœNEWđđœ father in đĄYOUR CHIMNEY!! đĄ đ
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đœ the đđKINGđđ of đŠcummies!đŠ That's right,đđŒ he's been making đ§đœlittleđ§đœ đ§đœgirlsđ§đœ squishy for 6ïžâŁ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŠđ«đ«đNAUGHTIESTđđ«đ«đŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the đŒnastiestđŒ đ§đœgirlsđ§đœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâŁ back and you're a basic đđcoal-slinging bitch.đđ Get 5ïžâŁ back and you get đ
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đHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGđŠ
âŒïžITSđ SPANKSGIVING đ BITCHESâŒïžOn this day đ many years ago đź the SLUTTY đ PILGRIMS đ© sailed â”ïž across the ASSlantic đ HOEcean in a quest đto find đ more đ COCKS đ to SUCK! đ
Together with the đ NAUGHTY đ NATIVES đč, they gathered đ« around the dinner table đœ and had đ our nationâs very 1ïžâŁst GANG BANG! đŻââïžđŻđŻââïž We honor đđ» their ORGY đź every year đ by giving THANKS đđŒ to all đ„° thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family đšâđ©âđ§âđŠ, Friends đŹ, Freedom đșđž, and DICK! đđœđ
So grab your BUNS, đâđđsqueeze those BREASTS, đđ„đ€Č and shove a cornaCOPIOUS đœđœ amount of DICK đ đ© into that hungry đź hungry HOLE! đłđđ
Ladies đŻââïž, just like your đŠ THOTSgiving đŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs đ€žđŒââïžin the air đ€žđŒââïžand prepare to get âĄïž STUFFED đ!
After dinner,đŽitâs time đź for CUMPKIN PIE!! đ„§ Show Daddy đšđœâ𩳠how đđŒ thankful đđŒ you are and LICKK đ his WishBONE 𩮠until he gets as HARD đas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots đŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY đ„Ł! đ
Midnight đ starts đ BLACK âŹïž FRIDAY đ so send đ€ this to đ THOTS đđ»ââïžyou are thankful đđŒ for! If you get 0ïžâŁ back, sail đ to England đđ»đ€ź If you get 5ïžâŁ back, youâll be getting your corn đœ CREAMED đđ„°. Get đ back or more, and the đ BIGGEST, đ GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY đ COCK đ± is CUMMING đŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT đđđđđđ
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heart been broke
heart đ been broke đ so many times â° i donât know 
what to believe đŻ mama đ©ââ€ïžâđâđ© said đŁ itâs my fault đą itâs my fault đ€Šđ»ââïži wear my heart â€ïž on my sleeve đȘ i think itâs best đđ» I put my heart â€ïž on ice đ§
what to believe đŻ mama đ©ââ€ïžâđâđ© said đŁ itâs my fault đą itâs my fault đ€Šđ»ââïži wear my heart â€ïž on my sleeve đȘ i think itâs best đđ» I put my heart â€ïž on ice đ§
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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đđđšđšWARNINGđđšđšWARNINGđšđšđTHIS IS A đžDANK đœMEMEââ đžALERT. INCOMING đžDANK đœMEMEđž đđHEADING STRAIGHT đđYOUR WAY. đđđđPLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONSđ§đ§ NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS đžDANK đœMEMEââ đž đđđ .BUCKLE UPâżâżâż THEM SEATBELTSđźđź,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENTđ”đ” AND LOOSEN THAT ANUSđ
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đđđđ©đ©đ©đ© CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE đŹđŹ đđđđđđŹđŹDANK FACTORY.
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