Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always fucking tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
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Is this chat filled with parrots?
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Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.
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We will not go quietly into the night!
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We will not go quietly into the night! 
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
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This offends me as a...
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This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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