Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always fucking tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
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Six foot antlers
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I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) ___[NAIR][NAIR] Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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I have a really small keyboard
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Κ°α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅α΅ αΆΚ°α΅α΅ α΄΅ Κ°α΅α΅α΅ α΅ Κ³α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ΚΈ Λ’α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΄΅'α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆα΅ α΅ΚΈα΅αΆ¦βΏα΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’
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In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born
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(ββΏββΏ) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (ββΏββΏ)
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