Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always fucking tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Krippis casualis
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Krippis casualis! oอกโฎเผผ เฒ ะเฒ เผฝโญoอกโโ๏พ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พ
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Kripp
Only the chosen one can wield this sword...
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๐ |๐ ๐ ๐ |=========> ๐โ๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ โ๐ธโ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ป ๐โ๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ป ๐ธโ๐ป โ๐๐ ๐น๐ผ ๐๐๐ธ๐โ ๐ฝ๐โ ๐๐๐๐โ ๐น๐ ๐๐'๐ โ๐๐๐ผโ. ๐ธโ๐ผ ๐๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ? โ๐โ๐ ๐โ๐๐ โ๐ธ๐๐๐ธ ๐ธโ๐ป ๐ฝ๐โ๐ป ๐๐๐!
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KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena
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KRIPP PLEASE delete hearth arena and pry their dirty leeching talons from your spine. that app is complete trash and the only reason the meta is the way the meta is, is because literally every drooling fucking noob uses that app and just mindleslly picks whatever cards they recomend. DELETE that SHIT and start forging a new meta with your skill and creativity. you have a high IQ but you arent fucking using it. youre being sapped kripp
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Kripp
Hearthstone
2 games 1 stream
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Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
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Kripp
level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops
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Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMโข. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
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