[Copypasta] Female racist

wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
July 2021
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If two virgins fuck...

If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?
September 2021

Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible

twitchquotes: I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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April 2019

Derp face

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May 2021

Furry

โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ‰โ ปโฃทโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโกถโ Ÿโ ‹โขปโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃงโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃพโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก„โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโ ฟโฃทโฃ€โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃฆโกพโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃพโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โขพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃพโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก‡โก€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃปโก—โ €โ ฐโฃ›โฃโ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโก‡โ €โขฐโขงโกปโขŽโ ฟโ †โ ผโฃโ ปโฃฃโ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขกโ €โข โฃถโ –โ ƒโ โ ‚โ €โ ˆโ ‰โข‰โ €โข€โก„โฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โก โ ’โ ›โ ปโฃฎโ ˆโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ ฐโกทโก‡โ €โข€โฃฝโฃ‚โฃฟโฃ‡โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โฃ€โกคโ คโข€โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃžโ €โ €โ €โก€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โกณโ ฆโ –โ €โก˜โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขปโฃฟโฃฟโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‚ โ €โขธโกŸโข€โ €โขธโก‡โฃฟโขฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‘โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โกพโ Ÿโกโ €โขธโ €โ ƒโ €โฃฐโก–โ €โ €โข€โขธ โฃฐโ €โ ƒโขธโ †โขผโฃทโ ™โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ “โ Žโ †โ €โ ˆโขฒโฃคโก„โ €โขฐโกฟโขƒโฃดโฃถโฃผโก โฃฟโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ ˆโ €โ €โกพโฃ…โฃ€โก€โข€โ €โ €โขธโก„โฃ โกพโ ›โ ‰โฃฟโฃฆโกฟโ ‡โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โข€โกทโ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ™โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃผโก…โ €โ €โฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃคโฃพโ ‡โ €
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July 2020

5 men 9 eyebrows 1 dream

twitchquotes: This is Gambit เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ( อกยฐ อก อœ อกส– อก ยฐ)ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ 5 MEN 9 EYEBROWS 1 DREAM
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March 2014

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