[Copypasta] Female racist

Dear host EZ 🍷 of digital streams EZ 🍷

twitchquotes: Dear host

🍷 of digital streams

🍷 gentlemen from chat

🍷 ask you to include male music

🍷 with vocals

🍷 of Gachirian era

🍷

twitch chat

March 2020

KappaPride

It's me Tanner from High School

twitchquotes: It's me Tanner from High School. I'm sorry for bulling you in class. Now I'm trying to be a better person and make amends. Please accept my apology. I am on the 12 steps program and trying to recover from alcoholism since I was diagnosed with a rare disease called ligma Just kidding nerd!! I'm gonna keep slapping Veronica's ass and driving around in my Dodge Charger. I gotta go to the gym. Good talk!

twitch chat

June 2019

Tanner from High School

Do you have what it takes to be a Memester?

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

June 2017

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Tuck me

twitchquotes: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　tuck me 　　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Female racist

Dear host EZ 🍷 of digital streams EZ 🍷

KappaPride

It's me Tanner from High School

Tanner from High School

Do you have what it takes to be a Memester?

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

Tuck me

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