[Copypasta] I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
August 2021
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Another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.
twitch chat
September 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kniferino to cut off your dongerino

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs สœแด€า“แดœ! ษช แด€แด แด„แดแดษชษดษข แด›แด แด‡sษขษด แด€s แดกแด‡สŸสŸ, แด€ษดแด… ษขแดœแด‡ss แดกสœแด€แด› ษช แด€แด ส™ส€ษชษดษขษชษดษข แดกษชแด›สœ แดแด‡? แด€ สŸษชแด›แด›สŸแด‡ แด‹ษดษชา“แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด แด„แดœแด› แดา“า“ สแดแดœส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“แดส€ แด„สœแด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แดษด แดแด‡! ษชา“ ษช sแด‡แด‡ แด€ sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœ ษช แด€แด ษขแดษชษดษข แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€แด› แด…แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜! แด…แดษดแด› แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แดแด‡ แด…แด แด›สœแด€แด› แด›สœแดแดœษขสœ. แด˜สŸแดข แด„แดแดแด‡ ส™แด€แด„แด‹.
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April 2014
Kripp

HassanChop

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘
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April 2018

To a horse, the world is basically Candyland

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
April 2022

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

twitchquotes: Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.
twitch chat
July 2019
DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

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