[Copypasta] I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021
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Why not just play melee?

twitchquotes: I find it so weird that the smash4 crowd is so hype that ultimate "moves more like melee" Like if youre so torqued about melee movement why not just.. play melee? The game is already out, doesn't require a 300$ console, is likely a better game, and doesn't have an expiration date
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December 2018

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Pepega

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November 2018

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WHERE IS SODAPOPPIN?

twitchquotes: γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE FUCK IS SODAPOPPIN γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰
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May 2019
sodapoppin

This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly”
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June 2014
Kripp

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BionicBunion

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November 2014
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