God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
What happened to this ad? :(
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On the backs of the oppressed, I ascend the plebian ladder
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ą»( ā¢Ģ ā ĶŹā® ā¢Ģ )ą„ On the backs of the oppressed, i ascend the plebian ladder. ą»( ā¢Ģ ā ĶŹā® ā¢Ģ )ą„
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My opponent draws cards every turn BabyRage
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MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
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I want to date Poki
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Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iām the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iām gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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A severe lack of cute emotes in chat
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Konichiwa Kripp-kun 
. This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3
. This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3
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me preds egg rolls
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last week i was out really late walking through a dark alley and out of nowhere i hear "me preds" then a small asian boy wearing a kakashi cosplay came out of nowhere screaming "me preds" over and over telling me to sell my kogmaws and reksais. The same guy got me again today but this time he was saying something about egg rolls .
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