God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
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Twitch's terrible Bounty commercial
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Four people on me. Quick I need help. Dash, we're on then way. Come on guys we got this. NOOOO. NOOOO.Quick! The quicker picker upper.A spill? No biggie.That's right chat, ya GOTTA have Bounty at your battle station. My man! Let's get back into this. Cover Me, cover me. Guy's I'm still knocked over here. Bounty. The Quicker Picker-upper.
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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community members ๐ช are always โ๏ธ our priority ๐. We received ๐ฅ some reports โ describing โจ๏ธ the discomfort โน๏ธ some of our members ๐ฃ๏ธ felt after a Twitch Rivals ๐คผ participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," ๐ถ both emotes are often โฒ๏ธ used in toxic ๐ contexts. Please ๐ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead ๐. Best regards ๐, Twitch Team ๐
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My name is Shigekiyo Yangu
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My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.
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Salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life
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Hailing from the Morosan line from Romania, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan has, instead of taking on the family business, opted to play a children's card game until three in the morning everyday. His pursuits to seperate himself from the mineral have only made the dynasty wealthier than it has ever been. On Octavian's stream, salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life...
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