Sleeping naked is a power move anyways.
• Burglar breaks in boom I’m up and naked. He’s too distracted trying to determine if I’m a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty.
• When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I don’t get any clothes dirty just the sheets.
• Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
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