Sleeping naked is a power move anyways.
• Burglar breaks in boom I’m up and naked. He’s too distracted trying to determine if I’m a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty.
• When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I don’t get any clothes dirty just the sheets.
• Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
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Alright, ocean mage, I guess
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“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” “Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard “hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright”
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