[Copypasta] Principle of explosion

We know that "Not all lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. We know that "All lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. Therefore, the two-part statement "All lemons are yellow OR unicorns exist" must also be true, since the first part "All lemons are yellow" of the two-part statement is true (as this has been assumed). However, since we know that "Not all lemons are yellow" (as this has been assumed), the first part is false, and hence the second part must be true.
August 2021
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September 2021

Kappa is no longer working

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ATTENTION ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime Someone has reported that the kappa emote is no longer working. Please type "Ka ppa" (no spaces) to confirm that it is indeed still working. Kappa
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July 2014
Kripp

Please abide by the Reddit amendments

Sir, please abide by the Reddit amendments: β€’ ⁠Big Chungus is funny β€’ ⁠Keanu Reeves is the second coming of christ β€’ ⁠Elon Musk is the third coming of Christ (as well as wholesome 100, he knows Reddit memes) β€’ ⁠Fortnite is gay (gay = bad) β€’ ⁠Females are dumb while men are cool β€’ ⁠Nestle is the worst company ever (as well as the only bad company) β€’ ⁠Minecraft is the best game ever made β€’ ⁠No emojis allowed (except for πŸ—Ώ (yo angelo (it's funny because it's a Jojo reference (if you see someone commit a Jojo reference, you are legally forced to continue the reference chain, if you do not, you will be downvoted))) β€’ ⁠Being downvoted means you're wrong, if you think you're being wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment, and if you still think you were wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment until you understand what you did wrong β€’ ⁠Reddit is the best social media Until I have seen major improvements in your behavior, your post will be awarded one downvote (aka Australia upvote, it's funny because Australia is on the opposite side of the globe compared to Europe and America, lol). This is your first and final warning, if you do not abide by these amendments in the future, everyone will dislike that.
August 2021

I pay much $$ to spam

twitchquotes: Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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MODS

Bring us the Forsen here and now

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ Magic forces black and white. Reaching out through space and light. A perfect man I summon now. Bring him now into the light. Be he far or be he near. Bring us the Forsen here and now. ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½
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