Hi (name),
I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.
Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."
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get teh tazer
twitchquotes:
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) RESISTING ARREST - Get the Tazer (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
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Kripp
Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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Classic
You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic
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Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
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Super Smash Bros
F to pay McRespects
Ma'am, you may want to McSitβ’ down for this. We are deeply McSorryβ’ to inform you your husband has McPerishedβ’ in the McLineβ’ of duty. He bravely led a McChargeβ’ against the Burger Emperor's Armyβ’, and through his McBraveryβ’ we were able to hold the McLineβ’ long enough for McReinforcementsβ’ to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonorβ’ for his McServiceβ’, and for his McBraveryβ’ we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Mealβ’ as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarineβ’ Corps will never be forgotten.
FrankerZ
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