Muhammed "Doinb" Al-Qahtani is a Saudi professional League of Legends player who currently plays for Saudi pro team Allah warriors based in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He's currently also working as an oil technician at Saudi Aramco and is looking for a Petroleum engineering job at an Oil company
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EU calls NA
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HELLO NA? π EU HERE π ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? π
HELLO NA? π EU HERE π ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? π
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LCS
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Krepo and a 14 year old
twitchquotes:
"So my girlfriend the other day asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old while we were having sex. I was like what the fuck? That shit's gross. You're gonna be 14 in like two years anyways." - Krepo 2016
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Sneaky
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EARN that starting position
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It was a humid night, all the windows were open in the Cloud 9 house as Sneaky looked outside contemplating how to avoid the bench again. As he mused the door creaked open and Jack was there. Sneaky knew what had to be done as he got on his knees to fellate his boss. "Oh yea Sneaky, work that hard cock, EARN that starting position"
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Sneaky
League of Legends
Give me back my NA LCS spot
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α GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT α 
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α GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT α α
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League of Legends
Jared returns home from North Korea to Tobito
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The year is 2028, Jared returns home to Nantucket after serving his 3rd tour in North Korea. Victorious but broken, he exhales hard as he looks up to see his quaint house on the hill. It isn't until that his eyes take in the grace and beauty of Tobito Flatdickacini that he finds the will to continue living. That night they dined on rum and cheese by candlelight and reminisced of 2016. The time of Harambe, the quarrel they had that lead to JABITO, and their asexual child, Plankie. 
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