[Copypasta] This message adds zero value to your life

twitchquotes: This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken
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October 2014
Kripp
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Finland's national anthem

twitchquotes: Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: Is盲m maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva m盲ntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka mets盲 kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo R盲ty Mika H盲kkinen syd盲nkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.
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November 2014
Kripp

MrDestructoid ERROR public static void

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid Anyone who thinks mobile games can't be amazing has never played Art of Conquest! My friends are all having a blast already, and I'll be joining them right away! I'll also be subscribing to Kripp's channel to stay up to date! MrDestructoid ERROR public static void WaitTime(NULL)
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June 2017
Kripp

Viewbots

Kripp will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is Kripp, i died to a top deck 10 rounds ago. unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times, i will come in your room tonight and whine at you. i look like a 35 year old vegan without any luck. i will show up every night you have seven min to post it or else.
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December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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June 2016
Kripp

sellout

Classic

Lower case is for the lower class

twitchquotes: 鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣 LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS 鈺班技嗖犑柼矤嗉斤緣
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November 2014
Kripp
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