[Copypasta] This message adds zero value to your life

twitchquotes: This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken
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October 2014
Kripp
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Daddy, where do dongers come from?

twitchquotes: (=โ—•ู„อœโ—•=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=โ—•ู„อœโ—•=) ใƒฝ( อยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)๏พ‰You see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. ใƒฝ( อยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)๏พ‰
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July 2014
Kripp

BREAKING NEWS

twitchquotes: ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผš ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ
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November 2014
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp

Hey Kripp, you didnt give me recognition

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November 2014
Kripp

There is no need to be angry

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, "Truesilver Champion" is a common rarity card! This means that there are many chances during an arena draft to choose it compared to the rare, epic or legendary cards! It is not unreasonable for a Paladin deck to have 1 or more of "Truesilver Champion" so there is no need to be angry!
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April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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