Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iβm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnβt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyβ¦.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
What happened to this ad? :(
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NEVER, EVER COPYPASTA IN MY CHANNEL AGAIN
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To Twitch Chat: NEVER, EVER COPYPASTA IN MY CHANNEL AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT TWITCH HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A CHANNEL THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED MEMES ABOUT ASS & DICKS. BE CAUTIOUS!
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I hate Twitch Chat
As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? 
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Overwatch
Le Toucan has arrived
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Classic
I dropped my deck of playing cards
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ᴬβ₯ β΄β£ Β³β₯ β΄β₯ ΒΉβ°β£ α΄Άβ βΆβ α«β₯ βΈβ¦ βΉβ¦ β΄β β΅β₯ α΄·β β΅β£ β΅β¦ Β²β¦ β΅β α«β Β³β βΆβ₯ βΌ βΆβ£ ΒΉβ°β₯ βΆβ¦ I dropped my deck of playing cards β·β₯ ᴬβ β·β£ Β³β¦ α΄·β£ β·β¦ Β²β β·β βΈβ₯ Β²β£ α΄·β₯ βΈβ£ β΄β¦ ΒΉβ°β¦ βΈβ βΉβ₯ ᴬ⣠βΉβ£ Β³β£ βΉβ ΒΉβ°β₯ ΒΉβ°β¦ ΒΉβ°β α΄Άβ₯ ᴬ⦠²β₯ α΄Άβ£ α΄Άβ¦ α«β£ α«β¦ α΄·β¦ α΄·β
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Kripp
Mindless spam
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Mindless spam.Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. Is mindless spam therefore precooked meat products with the brain left out? Or maybe it's the repetitive commenting withought the use of any cerebral capacity? YOU be the judge
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