Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iβm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnβt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyβ¦.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
I used to be a real ad
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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust
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I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iβm currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iβm expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
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Pepe / Feels Bad Man
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Pepe
How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?
Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.
He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.
We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.
Chess
What is a plebian?
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Plebian = Actually defined as a member of a despised social class, a commoner, a member of the plebs of ancient Rome. Also low-born, undisinguished, vulgar, and my personal favourite: vulgar-looking
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Trick2g
plebs vs subs
You think itβs funny to take screenshots of peopleβs NFTs, huh?
You think itβs funny to take screenshots of peopleβs NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneβs property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youβre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donβt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnβt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnβt lie. Even if you try to save it, itβs my property. Youβre just angry that you couldnβt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnβt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youβre just mad you donβt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youβll be hearing from my lawyers.