Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iβm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnβt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyβ¦.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
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WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED
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"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! π€π€π
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