Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iβm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnβt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyβ¦.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
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Anything to get inside Kripp
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that Iβll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. Iβd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.
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Kripp
Look what Casualstone has done to you Kripp
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@nl_Kripp I just rewatched your Diablo Intro video and shed a tear. At that time you were full of joy, passion and energy. Now look at yourself after all this years. Look what Casualstone has done to you. You are dying from boredom Kripp, you are yawning so hard as if you didn't sleep for ages, and tons of salt make your existance even more pathetic. Don't you realise it's time to make a step towards changes?
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I π bless π the rains π§ down β¬οΈ in Africa
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It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift
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Hey QT, hey chatters!!! It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift, but you can call me Taylor Swift. Just poppin' by to ask why the streamer won't play any of my hits today, it feels like we have Bad Blood. We Belong Together, i bet if we could go Back to December he would play my songs. Trouble.
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An anime character stronger than Twilight Sparkle?
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Is there an anime character stronger than Twilight Sparkle? And I'm referring to supercharged Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle with Princess Celestia's guidance, full understanding of the Power of Friendship, control of The Elements of Harmony and Spike, equipped with her royal tiara, the Castle of Friendship, and the Rainbow Friendship Kingdom, as well as her Rainbow Sheen and Rainbow Power, with the magic of all the Alicorns implanted in her chest to give her full control of magic?
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