Yeah I'm a virgin, so what? I'm waiting for the "right one", there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm 36 doesn't make it "weird" or make me a "loser". I have standards. I'm not going to give away my state of chastity to some bar/club "whore"; that's just not the kind of guy I am. I require a REAL women that will hold and care for me gently, and who can, above all else, love me for who I am. Once I find that person, I'll happily donate my virginity away. Until then, I am fine being a virgin. Besides, I have a fleshlight, so it's not like I don't know how it feels anyway. Maybe one day you immature keyboard cretins will understand that life isn't about just having sex for the accomplishment, it's about love and finding the "one" to share that experience with.
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level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops
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Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMā¢. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
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League of Legends
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh?
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneās property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youāre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donāt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnāt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnāt lie. Even if you try to save it, itās my property. Youāre just angry that you couldnāt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnāt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youāre just mad you donāt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youāll be hearing from my lawyers.
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NFTs
Kripp nudes leaked online
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Kripp
Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 7)
After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. āChad sus!1!1!!1 Heās the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!ā I said. They all asked why Chad was sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. They all agreed so we ejected him. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said āWhy are you running?ā OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. I pulled my pants up.ā Adam sus. Heās screaming.ā Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! So I said āSon, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here?ā He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I donāt think it worked. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I looked around but couldnāt find him. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said āWHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?ā She was screaming and I threw her away. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnāt find him. āThis is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. Thatās pretty sus.ā All the coworkers were looking at me in terror.
I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of.
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Trolling with Among Us
Young pistachio becomes grand old cashew
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Let me tell you a story. I was once a young pistachio like you. But then I saw the light. I saw the kripp and let the kripp into my life. Now I am a grand old cashew with a pepperoni plantation to boot. Don't make the mistake I once did and deny the kripp. Kripp is love. Kripp is life. Praise the Kripp. Amen.
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Kripp