[Copypasta] Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?

Yeah I'm a virgin, so what? I'm waiting for the "right one", there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm 36 doesn't make it "weird" or make me a "loser". I have standards. I'm not going to give away my state of chastity to some bar/club "whore"; that's just not the kind of guy I am. I require a REAL women that will hold and care for me gently, and who can, above all else, love me for who I am. Once I find that person, I'll happily donate my virginity away. Until then, I am fine being a virgin. Besides, I have a fleshlight, so it's not like I don't know how it feels anyway. Maybe one day you immature keyboard cretins will understand that life isn't about just having sex for the accomplishment, it's about love and finding the "one" to share that experience with.
September 2021
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This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019

Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
September 2021

Keep spamming, while I succes at life

twitchquotes: Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a girlfriend, good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succes at life.
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June 2020

Reddit Snoo sucking

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ คโ €โ „โก€โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก†โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ„โฃ โ ถโ ‹โ โ €โกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โข„โก€โข€โก โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ „โ ’โ ’โข‚โก„โ คโ €โ €โ โ งโ €โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โ €โก โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ โ ขโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โข โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขกโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโ ƒโข€โฃ€โฃคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกˆโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ  โ ˆโ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ โ Šโ ฉโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกˆโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โข„โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขณโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ ผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โก–โ ‚โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŽโข€โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ  โข€โ €โก โ €โข€โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข„โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ …โ €โ Œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ‘โ €โ „โ €โ  โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
January 2022

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