Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck you’re masturbating to will see “you are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure😍😍😍” will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, I’d bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
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$600 should last us for at least 5 months
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
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Yo imaqtpie u think your cool?
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Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your fcking long hair. well guess what you piece of shit. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good
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i forgor 💀
nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
you forgor 💀 how to be original.
you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember 😁"
yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
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Don't feel too bad after Team Liquid destroys G2
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Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! 🙂
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