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This guy's brofist is CRAZY
twitchquotes:
β This guy's brofist is CRAZY!β β βMy knuckles can't win against a fist like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those 2 fingers to win" β βHe brofisted the only sub that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fist β βThere was nothing I could fistβ β βI fisted that perfectlyβ
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Kripp
The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing
That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter
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Hello Kripp, This is Vegetron Ruler and Protector of all plant matter in the galaxy. I command you to stop being a p*ssy and eat meat, instead of eating all of my relatives. If you don't, I will be super angry at you. You've been warned.
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Kripp
Entire screen goes gray ever 30 seconds
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Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings after this game, there seems to be an issue with the stream. The colors of the video fade and entire screen goes gray every 30 or so seconds
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imaqtpie
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Stop posting ResidentSleeper face
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Guys stop posting 
face. Not many know, but that guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image
face. Not many know, but that guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image
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Forsen