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WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA
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γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ IT WAS ALREADY SPREADING THE MOMENT WE GOT HERE γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ
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Forsen
How to prank your school principle
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
Trump and Scooby Doo
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"Well Shaggy and Scoobs, you caught the Twitch Chat ghost. Where are Fred and Daphne?" Fred and Daphne appear, their clothes ruffled. Fred pulls off the ghost's hood. "Rit's Rrump!" exclaims Scoobie. "Why'd you do it Trump?" asks Velma. "Because I hate Twitch chat and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
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I hate Twitch Chat
If the human body is 75% water...
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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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Reynad
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I sexually Identify as your mom
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I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and fuck your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and fuck your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding
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