Do ๐ not ๐ call ๐ your ๐ significant ๐ other ๐ honey ๐ unless ๐ you ๐ are ๐ a ๐ bee ๐ you ๐ are ๐ appropriating ๐ bee ๐ culture, ๐ this ๐ cannot ๐ bee ๐ accepted ๐
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This guy's such a bad player!
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โ "This guy's such a bad player!โ โ โYou seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've doneโ โ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" โ โThis is hearthstone guysโ โ "I lost" โ โHe played like trash and got luckyโ โ โFUCKIN' EHโ โ
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? 
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RIP Joe the Spider
I know this is really stupid but Iโm sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโm a girl who lives alone so I guess some โdudeโ stuff hasnโt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโs a dandy long leg. Heโs been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โyouโre welcomeโ. Iโm super confused. So I ask โfor what?โ He says โI just killed a big ass spider for youโ.
I couldnโt even contain myself. I just yelled โYOU KILLED JOE?!โ And started tearing up. I didnโt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heโs a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโs trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
You have to concede... He has a wisp
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You have to concede... He has a wisp
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