[Copypasta] Do not call your significant other honey

Do πŸ‘ not πŸ‘ call πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ significant πŸ‘ other πŸ‘ honey πŸ‘ unless πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ appropriating πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ culture, πŸ‘ this πŸ‘ cannot πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ accepted πŸ‘
October 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Absence of the "legendary" card back

twitchquotes: ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidβ„’ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ರೃ )
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

if u finish reading this monkaW

twitchquotes: Hey Byron, I noticed you like to run comps around Aurelion Sol and I went ahead and did the math on a level 3 Aurelion Sol with Spear of Shojin and Zeke's buff and it turns out that if you finish reading this everyone in chat will be dead in the next 5 minutes monkaW
twitch chat
July 2019
Reckful

Teamfight Tactics

This is the shittiest reply ever Overwatch version

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Overwatch requires camping, booping, stunning, sleeping, hacking, slamming, aimbotting and hitting shots. There are not β€œpositions” in Overwatch. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
twitch chat
December 2019

Muffet from Undertale

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March 2016

Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!

twitchquotes: Hearthstone? BabyRage Artifact? BabyRage it's all the same! BabyRage Kripp will baby rage BabyRage no matter the game! BabyRage
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

neverlucky

Artifact

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