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I sexually Identify as an the sun
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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iβm fucking retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 Β°C. From now on I want you guys to call me βSolβ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canβt accept me youβre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
I want to come. Not on your face
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I want to come. Not on your face. Not on your titties. I want to come over whenever you need me. Those late nights when you have too much on your mind. Or you have nothing on your mind. Iβll be there, whenever you need me.
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Not your naked body
Years of research
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Yeah, Iβm a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donβt know about these communities. Melee isnβt part of the actual smash community and Iβm not saying that because I donβt like them. Iβm saying that based off of years of research.
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π· Would you be so kind to put on some exquisite 18th century baroque music, perhaps Albinoni - Adagio in G Minor?