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Dear nazi mods. you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.
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How to kill a geologist
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
Iโd brandish my obsidian knife at them and theyโd be compelled to approach. โThatโs very cool,โ theyโd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. Theyโd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. โBut as it is volcanic glass, itโs very fragile, you see, and isnโt well-suited for use as a weapโโ and then Iโd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
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