[Copypasta] Do not call your significant other honey

Do πŸ‘ not πŸ‘ call πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ significant πŸ‘ other πŸ‘ honey πŸ‘ unless πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ appropriating πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ culture, πŸ‘ this πŸ‘ cannot πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ accepted πŸ‘
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