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Please dont talk about melee in an ultimate chat π‘
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honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. π‘
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Super Smash Bros
It starts with a charging Rein
twitchquotes:
It starts with a charging Rein. Janus floods the enemy team. His teammates race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Janus dies. Dead. Now itβs up to the Justice to decide what to do with it.
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Overwatch
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell βamogusβ 69 times
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell βamogusβ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
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Based
"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?