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Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen
Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?
Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐ซ
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐ซ
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Shit and cum at the same time (from /r/nofap)
Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iโm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnโt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyโฆ.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
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Hailing from the Morosan line from Romania, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan has, instead of taking on the family business, opted to play a children's card game until three in the morning everyday. His pursuits to seperate himself from the mineral have only made the dynasty wealthier than it has ever been. On Octavian's stream, salt is not just a commodity, it is a way of life...
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I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass
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