[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta

It's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… D**k sucking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love that d**k ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ THOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen ๐Ÿ‘ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€ โ€ผ๏ธATTENTION โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธHOES ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’…ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ˜ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVE โœŠ๐ŸญCANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐ŸฌIN YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰P***Y ๐Ÿ˜ฝAND ๐Ÿ™…DONT ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธFORGET ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ŒTO SUCK SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA ๐Ÿ’‰D**K ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃโ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW ๐Ÿ’๐ŸผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED๐Ÿ†D**K๐ŸŒฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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