When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!!
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
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๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐ฆ๐๐
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