When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSโผ๏ธ๐ค๐SIMP SUMMER๐IS OVER๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐๐ผโโ๏ธBECAUSE NO โSIMP โSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐๐ป๐๐ป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐๐ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐TURKEY๐ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ง TONIGHT๐โผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐ค๐ปUR PUSSIES ๐๐ป๐๐ปFOR A DRY SPELL โ๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐ FOR THE BOYS ๐ค๐ช๐ผTO FOCUS ๐ ON THEMSELVES ๐YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐๐ป๐ SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐ฏโโ๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐FOR NO โSIMPโSEPTEMBER๐๐ป๐๐ป
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๐Guys๐, Iโm ๐ฒshaking๐ฒ. Iโm fucking๐ฒ shaking๐ฒ. I never wanted to ๐๐๐๐breed ๐๐๐๐with anyone more than I want to with ๐๐ปHalloween ๐ปโ๏ธMercy.โ๏ธ๐๏ธ That ๐ฏperfect,๐ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐body.๐ Those ๐bountiful๐ ๐breasts๐. The ๐ชchild ๐ชbearing๐ hips๐ of a ๐ผ๏ธ๐literal goddess๐๐ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐ณ๐ณhurts๐ณ๐ณ knowing that Iโll neverโค๐
๐mate โค๐
๐with her, โฌpassโฌ my ๐genes๐ through her, and have her ๐birth๐ a set of ๐ช๐ฏperfect offspring.๐ฏ๐ช Iโd do fucking๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ ANYTHING ๐ฐ๐ฐ
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐
๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)