When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐
๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
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Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐
๐พPUTAS ๐
๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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Happy ๐ฆ Thanksgiving ๐ฆ! Guess what ๐ฏโitโs that time โฐ of year ๐ to gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ up โฌ๏ธ those dicks ๐ chicks ๐ฅ and bicks ๐คจ (big dicks) ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ I bet ๐ youโre all ๐ค๐ค๐ค HORNY-copia ๐ฝ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ for SKANKS-giving ๐คช๐๐คค๐คค๐๐๐ youโll be saying ๐ฌ thanks ๐ for giving me all ๐ซ this ๐ซ COCK ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ send this to ๐ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐ฅต hot ๐ฅ tasty ๐คค๐ peach pies ๐ฅง ๐ ๐๐ if you know 
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐ฆ๐ ๐งปCorona๐คง is CUMMING๐ฆ for us and youโve just tested ๐ฑpositive๐ฆ for being ๐NAUGHTY๐ ๐
โโ๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐ซ and I want to spend my ๐คทโโ๏ธquarenTEEN๐ with YOU ๐ So grab your ๐งดisopropyl-lubricant ๐ฆ and CUM๐
over so I can administer๐ฉโโ๏ธ your treatment๐ and inject๐ you with the vaccine๐ Weโll spend the ๐lockdown๐ flattening the curve๐ and FATTENING DEMโ ๐๐ฟ CURVES ๐ Get ready for 14 days of ๐ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐ญ and sitting on my facemask๐ท Send this โ๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐ฆ๐ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐ค SLUTS๐คซ If you get 5 back, youโre a Wuhan bat๐ฆ bitch ๐ If you get 10 back, youโre a ๐horny๐healthy๐ชhoe๐ If you get all 19 back๐ your ass๐ is the ANTIDOTE๐ and itโs in high demand ๐ฌ๐ฟ