When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
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ð»BOO! Srry did I scare you?
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ð»ð»ð»BOO! Srry did I scare you???ððð it's October ðð»ððœðð you know what that means ðð SLUT-O-WEEN ð¯ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ðð if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockðð¯ð¥ðð»
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ðHAPPYð¥³PRESIDICKSðð«DAYððŠ2ïžâ£9ïžâ£0ïžâ£ years â±ago ðour ððfavðpoundingð§ðð»ð father ðŽð»ððŠandðmainð¥ºð¯bitchðââïžð€WHOREgeðWashingSLUTð¥³ð
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UnitedðºðžSlutsðOfð€Americaðºðžð³ïžâðsendð§ð²thisâ¡ïžto ðofðtheð©sluttiestððŠðŠpatriotsðððºðžyouðknowð€if you get ð backððyouâreðinvited to the âïžðconstitutional ðâïžCOCKusððŠ if you get 5ïžâ£ back ð€ð€£ðââïž youâre a Mt. Rushmore ð»ðšð»âðŠ³WHOREððððŠif you ð€get 0ïžâ£ back ðð¹no ð« presidickððŠ for ð€you ððšð»âðŠ³ðºðžðºðžðºðž