When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ๏ธ TO PEE ๐ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐ IN THE TOILET ๐ฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐๐ป โโโโ N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ๏ธ IT WASN'T โ THERE 
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐ฆ๐ ๐งปCorona๐คง is CUMMING๐ฆ for us and youโve just tested ๐ฑpositive๐ฆ for being ๐NAUGHTY๐ ๐
โโ๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐ซ and I want to spend my ๐คทโโ๏ธquarenTEEN๐ with YOU ๐ So grab your ๐งดisopropyl-lubricant ๐ฆ and CUM๐
over so I can administer๐ฉโโ๏ธ your treatment๐ and inject๐ you with the vaccine๐ Weโll spend the ๐lockdown๐ flattening the curve๐ and FATTENING DEMโ ๐๐ฟ CURVES ๐ Get ready for 14 days of ๐ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐ญ and sitting on my facemask๐ท Send this โ๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐ฆ๐ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐ค SLUTS๐คซ If you get 5 back, youโre a Wuhan bat๐ฆ bitch ๐ If you get 10 back, youโre a ๐horny๐healthy๐ชhoe๐ If you get all 19 back๐ your ass๐ is the ANTIDOTE๐ and itโs in high demand ๐ฌ๐ฟ
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Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐
๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and ur a ๐๐๐ Horny Xmas Ham ๐๐ท๐คช๐ชต๐ฅ๐๐ but if u get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ต u got a ๐ฅ DRY C๐
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