When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Daddy