When the stocks ππ go up ππΈ, my dick goes too πβ¬οΈπ³. Bullish π market π¬ makes me hard π¦΄π¦. All the countries π³οΈπ΄π΄ββ οΈππ©π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπΊπ³ try to recover π from corona π¦ so the money π°π΅πΈ flows π¬ into my pocket π³. Soon π there will be a crash πππ₯Ίπ and the bears π» will crawl πΌ out of their holes π³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βοΈππ©Έ if I donβt β eat βem out π
πΈ. I must turn into a bear πβ‘οΈπ» and make π€πΌ more money π°π΅πΈ and eat some honey π»π―. When Iβm done β
Iβll throw a party ππ·πΎ and eat your ass π
π.
I used to be a real ad
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye π
Yuh ππΎπ
Uh ππ€
Skrrrt π¨π€
I π hate π‘ people π« who have a different π‘ skin π
π»π color π¨ from me (x32)
instrumental πΊ break π
I ππ hate π‘π people π« who have a different πββ skin π
π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
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Ocean Man
twitchquotes:
OCEAN MAN π π Take me by the hand β lead me to the land that you understand π π OCEAN MAN π π The voyage π² to the corner of the π globe is a real trip π π OCEAN MAN π π The crust of a tan man π³ imbibed by the sand π Soaking up the π¦ thirst of the land π―
twitch chat
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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa satπ so I could walkπΆπΎ MLK walkedπΆπΎπΆπΎ so I could runππΎObama ranπΊπΈππΎππΎππΎ so I could flyππ½π¦
π¦
Hughπ΄π» diedπβ οΈ so I could nutπ«πππ¦π¦ #RIP
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heart been broke
heart π been broke π so many times β° i donβt know 
what to believe π― mama π©ββ€οΈβπβπ© said π£ itβs my fault π’ itβs my fault π€¦π»ββοΈi wear my heart β€οΈ on my sleeve πͺ i think itβs best ππ» I put my heart β€οΈ on ice π§
what to believe π― mama π©ββ€οΈβπβπ© said π£ itβs my fault π’ itβs my fault π€¦π»ββοΈi wear my heart β€οΈ on my sleeve πͺ i think itβs best ππ» I put my heart β€οΈ on ice π§
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My π€ΈββοΈBODYποΈββοΈ is a πππππππππ that turns ππΉπΆπΎππ π
πππΉππΈπππ₯ into β‘ π₯ββ
βΎβΈβπ₯ π³ππΎπππΎπΉπ¦ π©π©π»ππΈβββπΌπΈπͺπͺ