When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
ðI CAN'T ð¶ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY ðMðL ðK ð ð£ EVE!! TONIGHT ð WE WILL GATHER ðª WITH OUR FAMILIES†NOT ONLY TO PRAYð TO MLK ðAND LET HIM KNOWðŠðŠðŠ WHAT GIFTSð WE WOULD ðLIKE ð TO RECEIVEð ON MLK DAY ð BUT TO REMEMBER ð THAT MLK†IS THE REAL REASON ð¶ FOR ðµTHE ð¶ SEASONâ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSð¯ OR YOUR BROTHERS ð AND SISTERSð WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED ð
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Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
ððð€¢ððð«ð€¯ð
ð€£ð€£ð€£ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ðare in and our gurl ðð» sanders is out ð³ïžâð. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ðŠðŠ to DOMINATEð€Œââïž our HEAD of state ð and his bitchðð»ââïž mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ððŽ and is ready to touch ðð€«ð the hearts ðof all Americans ðºðž. Cum erection day ð³ y'all sluts better fill that hole ðð»ð next to biden and relaseâ America's aching ð€€throbbing ð® desire for green ð€ð€energy, a ban ðon those naughty big black gunsðªðŸ, and more money to payðµð°ðž those slutty nurses ð©ââïžðââïž to make us all feel better ðð¥Ž. Cum ðŠ hoevember help the needy ð
ð§ð»ââïž by supporting big daddy Biden ðšð»âðŠ³and naughty Nancyðââïžð and give dirty Donald ð©, bitch McConnell ð¢, and those filthy ð·ð reSUBlicansð blue ballsðµ. Send to ð of your most deviant ðdemocrats. If you get 5ïžâ£back ur a Biden bitch ð
ð»ðµ. if u get ð u will spend a hot ð¥ Decemberâïžnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ðð college ð.)