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πΈ. I must turn into a bear πβ‘οΈπ» and make π€πΌ more money π°π΅πΈ and eat some honey π»π―. When Iβm done β
Iβll throw a party ππ·πΎ and eat your ass π
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I may beβ a communist π©ββοΈ but if i seeπ a fine π―ππ© capitalist π°πΊπΈ girl π±ββοΈ you betπ€π imma be tryna seize π the means of dat booty πππ¦π―
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πI CAN'T πΆ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY πMπL πK π π£ EVE!! TONIGHT π WE WILL GATHER πͺ WITH OUR FAMILIESβ€ NOT ONLY TO PRAYπ TO MLK πAND LET HIM KNOWπ¦π¦π¦ WHAT GIFTSπ WE WOULD πLIKE π TO RECEIVEπ ON MLK DAY π BUT TO REMEMBER π THAT MLKβ€ IS THE REAL REASON πΆ FOR π΅THE πΆ SEASONβ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSπ― OR YOUR BROTHERS π AND SISTERSπ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED π
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Itβs CincHOEπ de mayHOEππbut all I want ππ» is cincoποΈ5οΈβ£ DICKS π―ππ¦ in my May-OUTH π©π
π¦ Today the SEXicans ππ²π½ beat the French ππ«π· at the Battle of Puebla π«β and now youβre gonna get your piΓ±ata beat ππ© Time to sink this Mexicanπ²π½ dickπ into that dirtyπ³ chihuahua pussyπΆ butβοΈONLYβοΈ if you send π² this to 5οΈβ£ amigos π¬ youβd cross borders β‘οΈ for ππ»π― Get 5οΈβ£ back π and youβll find the Juan for you tonight β€οΈβΊοΈπ
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Daddies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Daddy!π Send this to ten other πͺDaddiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Daddy