[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Trick2g, my son keeps saying lata and the gates

twitchquotes: Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please no Kapparino pastarino

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September 2014

Trick2g

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February 2022

He logs onto his Paypal account

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March 2019

Riot Games

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Cradle both balls

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June 2017

KappaPride

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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May 2019

xQcOW

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Trick2g, my son keeps saying lata and the gates

This message legally certifies that I was here

He logs onto his Paypal account

League of Legends

Cradle both balls

KappaPride

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Trick2g, my son keeps saying lata and the gates

This message legally certifies that I was here

He logs onto his Paypal account

League of Legends

Cradle both balls

KappaPride

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

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