[Copypasta] I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

twitchquotes: I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
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October 2021
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I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ

I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ. Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af. Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.
May 2022

Sneaky can you take me on a date?

twitchquotes: Sneaky this has been on my mind for a long time and i just don't know how to articulate it into words but i'll try. Your cosplays really turn me on and i was wondering if you would take a fellow furry on a date some time (you can even beat me if i'm naughty ;)) I think we would just really hit it off and i would really enjoy licking your cute little cheeks xD. I would love to recieve your seed and nut so we can produce some hybrid furry/cosplaying babies. It would really change my whole life ^_^
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May 2019
Sneaky

Yet Another Among Us Crewmate

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December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Shrek

โข€โกดโ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โฃ โ พโ โฃ€โฃ„โกˆโ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ‚โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโฃโฃ€โ €โ ดโ ‚โ ™โฃ—โก€โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโ ญโขคโฃดโฃฆโฃคโฃนโ €โ €โ €โข€โขดโฃถโฃ† โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฅโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‚โ ”โขšโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃดโฃพโ โ ธโฃผโกฟ โ €โข€โกžโ โ ™โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โ ›โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขคโฃผโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃพโฃทโฃถโ ‡โ €โ €โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ‰โ ˆโ ‰โ €โ €โขฆโกˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโกนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ฒโฃฝโกปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰
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November 2018

Shrek

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SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isnโ€™t some lgbtq+ stuff Heโ€™s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
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