My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
I used to be a real ad
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Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter?
Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter? Iβve never heard that joke before, but itβs so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. Thereβs a new funniest man in town. Holy shit, I just canβt get over this joke. Iβm giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kidβs Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, βI hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.β I will tell my children, and my childrenβs children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. Iβm fucking simultaneously shitting and cumming because this joke is just so funny. Holy shit. That was an amazing joke, my guy. Iβm gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. Itβs gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, βI identify as an attack helicopter.β Itβll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just canβt believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think Iβm going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I canβt believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think Iβm going to go to the hospital and fucking die from laughing to hard, but thatβs okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I wonβt forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
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Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
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Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?
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Yesterday after he went offline, i was walking down Greece.. and i saw lurky shadowy person behind a wall.. i recognized him as Octavian (Kripp) after spectating him for 25mins.. he was trying to lure kids in.."(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst.. kid you wanna see an awesome deck?"?
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Singlee and ready to Minglee
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