My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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Jared wakes up in the middle of the night
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Jared wakes up in the middle of the night gasping for breath. The moon shines high in the starless sky its light upon Jared. It illuminates his, pale almost ghostly face, he is sweating yet he feels so cold. From his lips only one word is whispered "Diamond III" he shivers for this word is a mortal reminder of his haunting nightmare. He tries to calm himself reassuring it was all but a bad dream. He looks up, a surrender vote blinking in the dark, and in the background qtpies maniacal laugh
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itβs an insult to hear βair fryers are as good as fryingβ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iβm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iβm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iβll never stop upvoting and loving you all butβ¦ but Iβm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an βextra air ovenβ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment βyou clearly donβt own an air fryerβ Iβd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnβt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
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