[Copypasta] My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom

My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep. I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed. What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
October 2021
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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ + lol copium + snowflake + ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
November 2021

Reddit

United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Fluttershy

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November 2014

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
November 2014

Classic

I sexually Identify as

I am not a simp.

twitchquotes: And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iโ€™ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedโ€“ never simped for a girl. Iโ€™ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iโ€™m a simp. Well, Iโ€™m not a simp. Iโ€™ve never simped for any girl Iโ€™ve got. I am not a simp.
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July 2020

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