My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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