My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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Red is the color of blood and thatβs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloβ¦ this is Dream πΎ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zayπ₯ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it π€ͺππ₯Έππ₯Έ
*switches back to Zayπ₯ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you π but you didnβt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing π
Hello! My name is Reynad!
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Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!
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Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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Now that I have your attention let me show you this handy new kitchen tool, the Slap Chop! Youβre going to be in a great mood all day, because youβre going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look hereβs a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you donβt have to switch any blades.
Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- thatβs why you donβt have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.
Youβre going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now youβre going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this youβre going to have an exciting life now.
Look hereβs a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and youβre going to love this. You donβt have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.
Youβre going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isnβt that beautiful on your ice cream.