[Copypasta] Another Response to Navy Seal Copypasta

Iโ€™m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer ๐Ÿ™„ Iโ€™ll be waiting on ya - Iโ€™ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address Iโ€™ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you wonโ€™t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See youโ€™re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - Iโ€™ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - Iโ€™ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that youโ€™re ACTUALLY a buds graduate Iโ€™ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - Iโ€™m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so youโ€™re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and Iโ€™ll come there - either way ๐Ÿ˜Š EDIT: Here was his response to being told it was a copypasta, for your viewing pleasure. I donโ€™t know what copypasta means - I donโ€™t know what doxxed yourself means - does not knowing these definitions make me a dumbass moron? Whatโ€™s your address and Iโ€™ll come show you what a real SOF guy is capable of - you threaten my life you little stolen valor fuck brick? Navy SEAL give me a goddamn break you fucking retard - if you grow a set and decide you wanna tie asses with me just come knock on my door - I didnโ€™t do a fucking thing to you people but share a video of a cat - period - if you wanna threaten my life over that be prepared for the consequences - Iโ€™m not on here looking for trouble if I was then why would I post a video of a cat on a cat video sub? God almighty and I only posted it here because my woman told me to - Iโ€™d never heard of this sub - had I known making a cute pun including the cats name would yield such backlash from faggot ass frenchy stolen valor pukes and broke d**k hadji wan kenobis id have just not posted it - I thought the members of this sub would enjoy this video - so I shared it - you wanna use it as a platform to threaten my life and wellbeing? I will crush your fucking windpipe you little coward - so either roll up or tell me where Iโ€™m rolling to or you just prove youโ€™re a coward thatโ€™s all talk
October 2021
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