the reality is that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. just like the flat earth debate, the truth is in the middle. the earth is not round nor purely flat; it is a dome
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When soup, my spoon automatically go to bowl
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ｗｈｅｎ ｓｏｕｐ， ｍｙ ｓｐｏｏｎ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｔｔｏｍ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｗｌ． ｉ ｔａｓｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｆｌａｖｏｕｒ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｐｉｃｅ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ
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Kripp
I was worried all the copium mines had run dry
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I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
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With this chant, I take a hit
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Battery charged, coil lit With this chant I take a hit V/\
Battery charged, coil lit With this chant I take a hit V/\
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Forsen
VapeNation
I just nutted to your comment FAQ (Reddit)
I just nutted to your comment.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to:
• you being a femboy, • Spreading sti infections, • Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.
## Am I banned from the Reddit?
No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I will continue to nut until you stop being so hot 😩 Remember: I’m horny uwu
Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a Switch to boot up when it's -135 degrees outside? Out here in Antarctica, we have a small but dedicated scene. I'm the only human among us, but we have some high level penguins as well. You mess with the waddle, you mess with all of us
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