Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.
"This thing on?"
Murmurs of assent.
Clears throat again.
"Minecraft good."
The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.
"Fortnite..."
A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.
"Bad."
Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
I used to be a real ad
More Fortnite Copypastas
i play fortnite everyday, all day
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i play fortnite everyday, all day. without it, i wouldnāt be who i am today. fortnite is by far the best game ever in existence. if you donāt play it, then your obviously some broke, stupid piece of shit who doesnāt have a life. i am level 100 and have bought all the skins available at the moment. stop making fun of fortnite you assholes. i bet that you donāt even have a good skin or pickaxe you sad little cunt. you need to step your game the fuck up or else ill block you on every social media app my parents will allow me to have.
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Fortnite
what is a fortnight?
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Hello Iām Jeff a father of a 12 year old boy one day my son asked me to get a free game called fortnight at first I was ok with me but his intelligence started to slowly disappear after two months and now he is calling me a default and doing satanic movements around the house please send help
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Fortnite
I canāt escape Fortnite
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I canāt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, āDo you play Fortnite?ā. At first I couldnāt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. āDude, do you play Fortnite?ā Then I heard someone respond behind me. āFortnite?ā Then another. āYeah, that game.ā I couldnāt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with āwhere we droppin' boys?ā. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say āTilted Towers!ā
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Fortnite Creepypasta (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!)
So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD and cost 666 v buck. When i click on it... hyper relistic blood appeared on my screen!!! Then ramirez jumpscared me and fotnite crashed and deleted itself.... I havent dared to open game after that...
Fortnite
My Mom took away my computer!
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My Mom took away my computer! No More Fortnite >:(! I showed her I posted her credit card on my Instagram! HECK YOU MOM
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