I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my p***s was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:
For Women.
I used to be a real ad
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Sparkle the spam away
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(๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง SPARKLE THE โฟ*โหตโฐเผผโชแโชเผฝโฏหตโ*โฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง
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Kripp
Kripp will never, ever click the button
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Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
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Kripp
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EU is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport
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EMEA โEarliest Movement to Every Airportโ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %
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Parody names for the ACDC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Atrocious Acts Accomplished at Affordable Rates
Barbaric Business Bartered at Bargain Costs
Contemptible Coups Carried out at Cut Rates
Dastardly Doings Dealt at Discounted Payments
Evil Endeavors Enacted at Extraordinary Deals
Filthy Feats Furnished through Fair Expenses
Gross Games Garnished through Good Contracts
Heinous Hooliganism Haggled to Humble Budget
Immoral Incidents Issued at Inconsequential Fees
Jarring Jobs Judged Justly Priced
Kriminal Kapers Kompleted at Kompetitive Prices
Licentious Larceny Licensed at Low Tariffs
Malicious Missions Made with Minimal Resources
Nefarious Notions Negotiated at Negligible Charges
Ominous Operations Outsourced at Optimal Prices
Perilous Performances Priced at Pocket Change
Questionable Quests Quarried at Quackpot Terms
Rambunctious Rackets Realized at Reduced Figures
Sinister Shenanigans Supplied at Satisfactory Pay
Thuggish Things Terminated at Trivial Fees
Unscrupulous Undertakings Unleashed at Unusual Discount
Villanous Ventures Valued at Vexing Costs.
Wicked Work Waged at Wee Fares
Xecrable Xploits Xecuted Xtremely Inexpensively
Yucky Yerks Yielded as Year-End Sales
Zany Zinging Zoned for Zero Markup
Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโฆ ใใใใใ,ใใใใใใใ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ใใใใใใใใใใใ. .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโฆโ ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใ โ ใใใใโ ใใ, โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใโใใโ ใใใโ .ใ หใใใโ ใโ โโใใ,ใใใใใใ. . โ ใใโ โโใใใใใโ โฆโ ใ . .ใใใใ.ใใใโ . หใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ. .โ ใใโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ , *ใใโ . .ใใใใใใใใใใโ โฆ หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ .โ ใใใใใใใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใ. โฆโ ใโโโใใใ,ใใโโโโ โ ใใ .ใใใใใโใใโ ใใใ. หใใใโ ใโ โโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใ, .ใใใ โ โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ. Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who askedโ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โฆ โ โ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โ โ * โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฆโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.