About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist.
I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out"
Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
I used to be a real ad
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I sexually identify as a single Pringle
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
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My dad works at twitch dude
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My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a Switch to boot up when it's -135 degrees outside? Out here in Antarctica, we have a small but dedicated scene. I'm the only human among us, but we have some high level penguins as well. You mess with the waddle, you mess with all of us
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CSGO becoming Russian
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As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing Π»ΡΡΡΠ΅ and better. I stopped making silly ΠΎΡΠΈΠ±ΠΊΠΈ and Ρ got vastly better at not ΡΠΌΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡΠΈΠΉ to the enemy ΠΈΠ³ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ. For the Π½Π°ΠΈΠ±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ part, everyone I've met was helpful and Ρ
ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΉ, there Π΅ΡΡΡ the ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠΊ however. As Π― ΠΏΠΎ-ΠΏΡΠ΅ΠΆΠ½Π΅ΠΌΡ play csgo Π²ΡΠ΅ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ ΠΈ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅, Π― ΡΠ²Π΅ΡΠ΅Π½, ΡΡΠΎ Ρ Π±ΡΠ΄Ρ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΡ. Π― ΡΠ΅ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΄ΡΡ ΡΡΡ ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ Π΄Π»Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅Ρ
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