[Copypasta] what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ry216i/comment/hrmismb/
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My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022

Flex your Dongers for Harambe

twitchquotes: แ•ฆเผผเผŽเบถ_เผŽเบถเผฝแ•— Flex your Dongers for Harambe! แ•ฆเผผเผŽเบถ_เผŽเบถเผฝแ•—แ•ฆเผผเผŽเบถ_เผŽเบถเผฝแ•— Flex your Dongers for Harambe! แ•ฆเผผเผŽเบถ_เผŽเบถเผฝแ•—
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August 2016

Harambe

Kripp

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
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November 2014
Kripp

Kripp's new sub emotes have convinced me he is a sellout

twitchquotes: สœแด‡ส แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€sแด› สแดแดœ'สŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€แด…ษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด แดแด‡. แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษดแด‡แดก แด‡แดแดแด›แด‡s สœแด€แด แด‡ แด„แดษดแด ษชษดแด„แด‡แด… แดแด‡ แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ แดŠแดœsแด› แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡สŸสŸโ”€แดแดœแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› แด›สœแด€ษด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡sแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ สแดแดœส€ แด ษชแด‡แดกแด‡ส€s... ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด›, ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด›'s แดแด แด‡ส€, แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡
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November 2014
Kripp

Priorities yo

twitchquotes: Kripp you obviously don't understand it's viewers that bring you money, and your job is to entertain them. Playing deathwing will decrease your chance to win by 1% but get all the viewers happy. Priorities yo.
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December 2014
Kripp
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