[Copypasta] what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ry216i/comment/hrmismb/
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Reddit Gold Award

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃถโฃถโกถโ ฆโ ดโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโกถโ ถโ ฆโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โข€โฃคโ „โ €โ €โฃถโขคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ขโ ™โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ซโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโ žโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ•โ ฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโ พโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโ Ÿโขฟโฃ†โ €โข โกŸโ ‰โ ‰โ Šโ ณโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃ โกพโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃพโฃฟโ ƒโ €โก€โ นโฃงโฃ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโขคโก€ โ €โฃฟโก€โ €โ €โข โฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โฃผโ ƒโ €โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃท โ €โขฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโกŸโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โกผโ ƒโ €โข โฃฟโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ €โข€โข€โฃฟโก โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโก€โ €โ €โ €โกผโ โ €โข โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโฃผโกฟโ € โ €โ €โขปโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก„โ €โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โฃพโกŸโ €โ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โขฐโขงโฃฟโ ƒโ € โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โฃผโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โข€โกŸโฃพโกŸโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ šโ ›โ ถโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โขปโ €โข€โกพโฃนโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ ™โ Šโ โ €โข โก†โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ “โ ‹โ €โ ธโขฃโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃฟโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃพโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €
ascii art
March 2019

didn't expect to queue into you this game

twitchquotes: oh hey toast, didn't expect to queue into you this game haha so random! i'm actually streaming rn as well on my stream at twitchtv/xxxxxx maybe you can host me :) no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!
twitch chat
August 2019
DisguisedToast

Teamfight Tactics

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019

At least I feel safe with Tyler

twitchquotes: My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan
twitch chat
March 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

Mario poops mods

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘MODSโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
January 2017

MODS

Classic

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing