[Copypasta] K3soju dating FIRST or EIF

twitchquotes: K3soju met that cute girl. They talked a lot, she seemed perfect. Caring, funny and also unbelievably pretty. He felt that she is the one for him. Once, during their long night conversation, he asked her how many boyfriends she had before him. She said - only one. Michael got furious. "There's no way. I'm not playing for second! I'm FIRST or EIF" Then he muted her and never met her again.
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January 2022
k3soju
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According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9

According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9 with this board. Its gold are too small, and its comp is not stable. The Soju, of course, goes fast 9 anyway because Soju doesn't care what humans think is a fast eif.
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k3soju it's a neighth

soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. Hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. Suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. Twitch chat watch as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. He stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
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k3soju bt diff kiyoon fanfic

twitchquotes: Soju and kiyoon lying on their deathbed talking about good old set 5. Soju: Remember how broken BT was hehe. Kiyoon: Yeah haha. The nurse comes in with Sojus daily blood transfusion (BT), what she didnt know is tha kiyoon had paid off the nurse to give him the wrong blood. Soju: Kiyoon im dying, i got downgraded so hard. IK soju, ik... goodbye old friend. Fucking BT diff soju whispers with his last breath...
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k3soju

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Soju Going 8th Checklist

GOING 8TH CHECKLIST: I already won the game βœ” This lobby’s playing for second βœ” This is my last loss βœ” I win out from here βœ” My board is too lit βœ” HP is fake βœ” I’m about to spike hard βœ” That’s a fake loss βœ” 20hp? That’s 3 lives βœ” This game is over βœ” We win out βœ”
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Soju special starter kit

Soju special stater kit βœ” already won the game βœ” This lobby’s playing for second βœ” This is my last loss βœ” I win out from here βœ” My board is too lit βœ” HP is fake βœ” I’m about to spike hard βœ” That’s a fake loss βœ” 20hp? That’s 3 lives βœ” This game is over βœ” We win out βœ” We're actually scaling βœ” last loss βœ” it's a fast 9 βœ” going eif
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