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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธOH MY GODโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A ๐ณ๏ธโ๐R๐ณ๏ธโ๐A๐ณ๏ธโ๐I๐ณ๏ธโ๐N๐ณ๏ธโ๐B๐ณ๏ธโ๐O๐ณ๏ธโ๐W๐ณ๏ธโ๐ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ๐๐๐๐ OMG ๐คฏ๐คฏUR SO INCLUSIVE๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐LGBT ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธTRANS ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
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Boomer anthem
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Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
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