[Copypasta] President's Day Emoji Pasta

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have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😎💭- thats ✔- that you 👉🏻👀 uhm 😀 you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👊- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you 🀖👈- you 👞👉 wan 🔑- you 👞👉 want 😋 him 👎 to do so much 🔥 that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
April 2021

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👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏌from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏟 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍟👅 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏌 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💊🀒🀧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💊🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏌 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏜 those 👐🏜 legs 👐🏜 and count down ⬇ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏟 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍟🍟 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2⃣1⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3⃣6⃣5⃣ days 😍😍😍
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It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💊 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇜 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗ONLY❗ if you send 📲 this to 5⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❀☺😘
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July 2021

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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and FUCK THESE FINALS 🀣🀣😉😉. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY 😵😵. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE 💊💊 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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