[Copypasta] President's Day Emoji Pasta

🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💊2⃣9⃣0⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👎🏻🍆💊and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀🀭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍟came💊💊into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌becum💊 🀫the🇺🇞1ST🇺🇞presiDICK😢🍆🀞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇞Sluts👙Of🀭America🇺🇞🏳‍🌈send📧📲this➡to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💊💊patriots🔞👙🇺🇞you👇know🀗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you’re👏invited to the ✍📝constitutional 📝✍COCKus🍆💊 if you get 5⃣ back 🀭🀣💁‍♀ you’re a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👚🏻‍🊳WHORE🍆🍑👙💊if you 👀get 0⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💊 for 🀭you 😭👚🏻‍🊳🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
March 2022

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i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i🙋‍♂didn’t 🚫 fuck 🍆💊my cat😟. i didnt 🚫cum 🍆💊on my cat😌 . i didnt❌ put 👉 my Dick 🍆 anywhere 🌎near my cat🙀 . Ive never ❌🙅‍♀done anything weird ❓❓❓with my 💁‍♂😻cats. I promised🀝 myself 🀞i wasnt going to make 💢💢apology 😿 videos📹 after last years📅 thing so im just trying to be as short and honest 👍 with this 👅😌as possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and FUCK THESE FINALS 🀣🀣😉😉. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY 😵😵. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE 💊💊 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👊 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇞 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👚‍❀‍👚👩‍❀‍👩 US 👚 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💊🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔎 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💊🏃🏃‍♀ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🀔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1⃣ FIXING 👟 O2 🅟 🀬😡🀬😡🀬😡🀬🀬😡🀬🀬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🀔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🀣😂🀣😂🀣😂😂😂🀣🀣🀣😂😂😂
March 2021

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Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad 😩 💊 he's so smart 🀓 📚 and cute 😘 🙈 I would take him to my apartment and kiss him 👄 😘 lick him 👅 😛 and finger him 👉 👌 I would fuck him 🍆 💊 then I'd get him pregnant 🀰 👶 and we'd raise our own little baby 👚👚👊 👊 and play fortnite with him 🎮 ⌚ xd
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April 2019
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye 😂 Yuh 👌🏟👀 Uh 😔😀 Skrrrt 💚🀔 I 👁 hate 😡 people 👫 who have a different 😡 skin 💅🏻👑 color 🎚 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people 👫 who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin 💅🏻👑 color 🏳‍🌈 from me (x32)
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