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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
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WHEN I SAT DOWN â¬ïž TO PEE ðŠ THERE WAS A BUG ð IN THE TOILET ðœ BUT I THOUGHT ð IT WAS DROWNED ðð» ââââ N WHEN I GOT UP â¬ïž IT WASN'T â THERE 
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
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A ð whole ðŠ town ðª of ðŠ beings, ð confined to ðŠ feeling ð one ð€ emotion their ð entire ð life. ð€ That ð could ð honestly ð be ð the ð focus of ðŠ an ð¹ entire ð movie, ð¥ but ð in ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ that's ðŠ just ð the ð world ð they ð¥ live ð
in, ð and ð yet ð these ð beings ð don't ð« question ð© it ð¯ and ð carry ð on ð their ð lives ðŽ as ð normal... ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ takes ð a ð far ð more ð subtle ð approach ð meaning critics probably ð» didn't ð« notice the ð strong ðª existential themes present ð² in ð the ð film upon ðŠ first ð viewing.
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!ð±ð±
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ð€®GOVERNMENTð€® to enslave men!!!!ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
PROOFðð "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
So be ð°ð°CAREFULð°ð° around someone who claims to be a ð¡ð¡"FEMALE"ð¡ð¡ because they might be a ð±SPYð± sent by the ð€®GOVERNMENT ð€® ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
If you ð¡DONTð¡ farward this to 20 ðšâðŠ±peopleð§ ðšLITTLE TOMMYð± will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ðïžðïž
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ðð¿ ever ð had a dreams ðŽð- thats â- that you ðð»ð€ uhm ð€ you ð had you ð- you ð could- you ð do what you want ð- you ð could do- so you ððŠ- you ð do- you ð could do you ð€ð- you ðžð wan ð- you ðžð want ð him ðŽ to do so much ð¥ that you could do anything ð°?
want ð- you ð could do- so you ððŠ- you ð do- you ð could do you ð€ð- you ðžð wan ð- you ðžð want ð him ðŽ to do so much ð¥ that you could do anything ð°?